Mojack's "Big fat" American guide to understanding British context....

[Dynamite Kid]

what sounds better your a **** or your a Douche bag

Thats ****ing lame who is gonna get offended by that its like being called a white bastard it just dont work

[mojack]

Wlad Boxes like a fanny who is scared to get hit and he comes across really nice but in reallity he is a **** and he wont face Haye he keeps making excuses and its just a load of bollocks he is scared thats why he is a complete wanker

how did u do ,just a joke BTW Wlad is cool with me

Fantastic attempt, the fluency needs working on though, see below.

Wlad Boxes like a fanny who is scared to get hit, he comes across really nice, but in reallity he is a ****! and he wont face Haye if he keeps making excuses. It's just a load of bollocks! Wlad is scared, he is a complete wanker!
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[Dynamite Kid]

Fantastic attempt, the fluency needs working on though, see below.

Wlad Boxes like a fanny who is scared to get hit, he comes across really nice, but in reallity he is a ****! and he wont face Haye if he keeps making excuses. It's just a load of bollocks! Wlad is scared, he is a complete wanker!

fluency is not my strong point as u have probably gathered before now

[rizkybizness]

Hey guys, someone shoot me. I like eating hamburgers, hotdogs, pizza and lots and lots of juicy red meat.


Contrary to popular belief, this is not only what I eat. Oh, I also enjoy drinking lots of "lager"

Hey mate, hand me a pint.

[mojack]

Hey guys, someone shoot me. I like eating hamburgers, hotdogs, pizza and lots and lots of juicy red meat.


Contrary to popular belief, this is not only what I eat. Oh, I also enjoy drinking lots of "lager"

Hey mate, hand me a pint.

I like lager as well.
Lager is a type of beer which was first brewed in Central Europe 500 years ago, and has since become one of the most popular types of beer in the world. The word "lager" comes from German and means "storage". Traditionally, the beer is stored for several weeks or longer before being served. Lager is a general term that includes several variations or styles, such as Pilsener, Vienna, and M?rzen.
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[rizkybizness]

I like lager as well.
Lager is a type of beer which was first brewed in Central Europe 500 years ago, and has since become one of the most popular types of beer in the world. The word "lager" comes from German and means "storage". Traditionally, the beer is stored for several weeks or longer before being served. Lager is a general term that includes several variations or styles, such as Pilsener, Vienna, and Märzen.

Do you guys have "Negra Modelo" over in the UK? It's a dark mexican beer, it's out of this ****ing world.

[majestiC]

no we prefer the the wurzels

Don't insult my local band you ****!

[mojack]

Didn't they sing "Combine Harvester"?

[Guest]

What about slag?

[mojack]

What about slag?

Haha well the first time I heard SLAG I think was from an American TV show on Sky One around 1991 called 'Alien Nation'. The aliens were insulted with the word Slag by the humans!

However the Brits use the word Slag for ladies that are promiscuous sluts.