Mojack's "Big fat" American guide to understanding British context....

[Don Gorgon]

You guys listen to Lil Wayne over there?

yeah, we even listen to 25pence sorry 50 Cent as well. This world just gets smaller! lol

[Left Hook Tua]

oooh oooh...... i've only been to london once so let me practice my british.

"wlad is a big fat FANNY! david haye will knock out that ukrainian WANKER faster than a BIG FAT YANK could swallow a hot dog. any **** who predicts otherwise is just a TOSSER talking BULLOCKS."



how'd i do?

[Tuggers1986]

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Hahahahahaha

[Dynamite Kid]

You guys listen to Lil Wayne over there?

no we prefer the the wurzels

[Dynamite Kid]

Ha Ha


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[Tuggers1986]

oooh oooh...... i've only been to london once so let me practice my british.

"wlad is a big fat FANNY! david haye will knock out that ukrainian WANKER faster than a BIG FAT YANK could swallow a hot dog. any **** who predicts otherwise is just a TOSSER talking BULLOCKS."



how'd i do?

Bollocks not bullocks.

Good try though.

[Don Gorgon]

I'll have to bookmark this thread when I get home. Hilarious!

[Dynamite Kid]

Wlad Boxes like a fanny who is scared to get hit and he comes across really nice but in reallity he is a **** and he wont face Haye he keeps making excuses and its just a load of bollocks he is scared thats why he is a complete wanker

how did u do ,just a joke BTW Wlad is cool with me

[mojack]

oooh oooh...... i've only been to london once so let me practice my british.

"wlad is a big fat FANNY! david haye will knock out that ukrainian WANKER faster than a BIG FAT YANK could swallow a hot dog. any **** who predicts otherwise is just a TOSSER talking BULLOCKS."



how'd i do?

Brilliant! If you had just written that on a post you would have convinced everyone you were British. The only mistake is "Bullocks" as it's "Bollocks" but great effort though, for that I'm giving you a B+.

Practice! practice! practice!
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[Left Hook Tua]

Bollocks not bullocks.

Good try though.

dammit.

brits just don't like me......