aARE AMERICANS NOT ASHAMED OF SOME OF THE CHILDREN ON HERE!!

[tyson]

Germany would get spanked by the russians in WW2 regardless of the americans.

Don't **** with russians. They are not well.

[1g5a22]

and the funny thing, the threadstarter would live in the US if he had the chance. no country is perfect, but America is the **** and I love Texas and being a Texan.

mate if i wanted a greencard and citizenship in america its not dificult,iv been there on business half a dozen times,why would i want to live there??

if i wanted to i would,fact is i dont,especially in old texas,i like my ******* intact.

[1g5a22]

The fact that this thread reached 16 pages tells us two things;

1. Americans are really sensitive.

2. People are ****ing ******ed.

i agree, i created a monster!!

[1g5a22]

I mean ****, I wasn't even born in America, but that wasn't funny.

it was........

[1g5a22]

Germany would get spanked by the russians in WW2 regardless of the americans.

Don't **** with russians. They are not well.

what..thats random!

[daggum]

did anyone watch the soccer championship or whatever it's called. the most important game of the year ended in a tie(again). and was decided on penalty kicks. penalty kicks. a totally random event that has nothing to do with the actual game of soccer decided who the "best" was. why not just flip a coin to see who is better it would save more time.

[Motofan]

I'll just try and answer the first part of your post. And people need to relax. I love my ****ing country, but I can also take a joke.

whats with all the nation bashing, we could all say things about your nation like

-the obesity issue (Have you eaten here? All of our food is like 90% fat. But we finally beat the little Asian kid at an eating contest!)
-the gap between richer and poorer is wider than ever (Nanny nation man, giving people something for nothing has taken away the will of alot of people here to do much besides ***** and hold a crutch. Those who are willing to work do just fine.)
-new orleans!! (Bush didnt realise that black people dont like floods. His bad.)
-your economy stinks (Talk to me about this in about 4 years. Cycles my friend! That and big government.)
-you elect the intellectual equivalent of a nat as leader (Lesser of two evils? When you run a turd against a douche...)
-your exports are the epitomy of nafness i.e **** movies and mcdonalds (First off, we have badass movies. Secondly, Mcdonalds is ****ing great! Euro food tastes like poopie! It looks like someone already got to it first.)
-you cant win any wars(vietnam and iraq) (There is a difference between "cant" and "not willing to do what is needed." Toe to toe, nobody can touch us. We just have ******* who wont let us take the gloves off...)
-you are quite clearly in the dark ages of art(hiphop)hahaha does no one see the irony in corporate america telling teens how to rebel (Cant argue this.)[B][/B]
-you are an empire already in decline,,u convince yourselves u save the world with your naff movies but in truth you cant stop a few crackpots on passenger planes (Still the only super power. People have said we were going away for a long time. We arent Rome, and China cant sustain itself long term. Who are you again? Need help with that? Want some money? Want to still hate us? Ok, cool.)
-kids shooting up high schools (Have you met teenagers here? You would want to shoot them to.)etc etc

[-CANE-]

i thought ESB was bad, but there is some classless tools on here man,its like conversing with hurt children now im not tarring every american with the same brush as i know some brits are idiots to but god were outnumbered

whats with all the nation bashing, we could all say things about your nation like

-the obesity issue
-the gap between richer and poorer is wider than ever
-new orleans!!
-your economy stinks
-you elect the intellectual equivalent of a nat as leader
-your exports are the epitomy of nafness i.e **** movies and mcdonalds
-you cant win any wars(vietnam and iraq)
-you are quite clearly in the dark ages of art(hiphop)hahaha does no one see the irony in corporate america telling teens how to rebel
-you are an empire already in decline,,u convince yourselves u save the world with your naff movies but in truth you cant stop a few crackpots on passenger planes
-kids shooting up high schools
etc etc

but i wont cos i know better,, OOOPPSS!!


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and in case u forgot did we not found your nation,write your national anthem ,give u this sport and the internet u use to bash everyone else?????

i know this thread is a little off topic,but it seems u guys love the sound of your own voices so why not have some back!!!

SALAD DODGERS

5 things u wont hear an american say

1.checkmate
2.yes sir we admit to the friendly fire incidents
3.oh jim i couldnt shes my half sister
4.wrestlings fake
5.il take shakespeare for 1000 please alex


truth hurts doesnt it, booo bannn etc etc

A SENSE OF HUMOUR IS NOT ONE OF YOUR STRONG POINTS EITHER,

i apologise ,its all tongue in cheek

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ONLY IN AMERICA will a fat person order a double big mac, extra large fries, and a DIET soda

Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity


Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!


Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat


Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything


California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.


Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother


Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet.


Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water


Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids


Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism


Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)


Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes...Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good


Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"


Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free


Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn


Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States


Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names


Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign


Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster


Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It


Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)


Michigan: First Line Of Defense Against The Canadians


Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes


Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State


Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work


Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies,& Very Little Else


Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest


Nevada: Whores and Poker -- WOO-EEE!!!


New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone


New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!


New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets


New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right to An Attorney...


North Carolina: Tobacco IS A Vegetable


North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!


Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan


Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing


Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner


Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal


Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island


South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender


South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota


Tennessee: The Educashun State


Texas: Si, Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English)


Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus


Vermont: Yep, syrup!


******ia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?


Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!


Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?


West ******ia: One Big Happy Family...Really!


Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese


Wyoming: Where Men Are Men...and the sheep are scared

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AND FINALLY YES MY TEETH ARE CROOKED,I DRINK TEA AND EAT CRUMPETS WHILE SAT ON MY PASTY ASS SINGING GOD SAVE THE QUEEN,AND THANKING THE YANKS I DO NOT SPEAK GERMAN(which i actually do,but thats not the point)

Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Su****ion of anything foreign

we dont take ourselves that serious..

Funniest thing I read in a long time. Your own work or did you find it somewhere on the net?

I wonder how many hits of red k you received for that. Some of them just don't have a sense of humour.

The bit about us at the bottom, was funny as **** and so so true.

[1g5a22]

I'll just try and answer the first part of your post. And people need to relax. I love my ****ing country, but I can also take a joke.

whats with all the nation bashing, we could all say things about your nation like

-the obesity issue (Have you eaten here? All of our food is like 90% fat. But we finally beat the little Asian kid at an eating contest!)
-the gap between richer and poorer is wider than ever (Nanny nation man, giving people something for nothing has taken away the will of alot of people here to do much besides ***** and hold a crutch. Those who are willing to work do just fine.)
-new orleans!! (Bush didnt realise that black people dont like floods. His bad.)
-your economy stinks (Talk to me about this in about 4 years. Cycles my friend! That and big government.)
-you elect the intellectual equivalent of a nat as leader (Lesser of two evils? When you run a turd against a douche...)
-your exports are the epitomy of nafness i.e **** movies and mcdonalds (First off, we have badass movies. Secondly, Mcdonalds is ****ing great! Euro food tastes like poopie! It looks like someone already got to it first.)
-you cant win any wars(vietnam and iraq) (There is a difference between "cant" and "not willing to do what is needed." Toe to toe, nobody can touch us. We just have ******* who wont let us take the gloves off...)
-you are quite clearly in the dark ages of art(hiphop)hahaha does no one see the irony in corporate america telling teens how to rebel (Cant argue this.)[B][/B]
-you are an empire already in decline,,u convince yourselves u save the world with your naff movies but in truth you cant stop a few crackpots on passenger planes (Still the only super power. People have said we were going away for a long time. We arent Rome, and China cant sustain itself long term. Who are you again? Need help with that? Want some money? Want to still hate us? Ok, cool.)
-kids shooting up high schools (Have you met teenagers here? You would want to shoot them to.)etc etc

done all this mate with someone else,,cant be arsed again,good post though.

[1g5a22]

Funniest thing I read in a long time. Your own work or did you find it somewhere on the net?

I wonder how many hits of red k you received for that. Some of them just don't have a sense of humour.

The bit about us at the bottom, was funny as **** and so so true.

all my own,i got about 7 americans giving me the old redeye if u know what i mean,i didnt give it back though,its really not that important,lol!