aARE AMERICANS NOT ASHAMED OF SOME OF THE CHILDREN ON HERE!!

[Rkicards]

americans do play football landon donovan cobi jones mia hamm. they just dont play it well. there is a difference

99.9% of males don't play football, it's considered embarrassing in this country, so don't pretend you know what you're talking about. Football is a GIRLS sport in America, girls play it, that is the only place it's becoming minutely more popular. Very fitting that such a gay sport is played by girls, and they would be you chumps at your own crap game.

[1g5a22]

99.9% of males don't play football, it's considered embarrassing in this country, so don't pretend you know what your talking about. Football is a GIRLS sport in America, girls play it, that is the only place it's becoming minutely more popular. Very fitting that such a gay sport is played by girls, and they would be you chumps at your own crap game.

maturity in action,,,yeah go america,, give me a

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[BetterCallSaul]

AMERICA...****...YEA

Coming back to save the ****ing day...yeah!!!

BEST SONG EVER!!!

[VERSION1 (V1)]

Look, lets have it right...

American 'football' = Rugby with helmets.

Baseball = Rounders

Basketball = Netball

And you don't even play real football, the most popular sport on earth.

Sorry guys, but US sports suck, primarily because you're the only ones that play them, precluding the notion of, you know, competition.

basketball is palyed every were and it called basketball cause when it was first played they used a basket
baseball is played almost every where

[Jambo boy]

basketball is palyed every were and it called basketball cause when it was first played they used a basket
baseball is played almost every where

what facts do you base this on???
As far as i'm aware baseball is only played in the US and basketball is played everwhere but only to a very poor standard outside the US. In fact it's like saying marbles is played everywhere or tiddlywinks. No one outside the US gives a **** about these sports.

[tyson]

The fact that this thread reached 16 pages tells us two things;

1. Americans are really sensitive.

2. People are ****ing ******ed.

[FUC_U_PAYME]

what facts do you base this on???
As far as i'm aware baseball is only played in the US and basketball is played everwhere but only to a very poor standard outside the US. In fact it's like saying marbles is played everywhere or tiddlywinks. No one outside the US gives a **** about these sports.

hahaha funny ****

[VERSION1 (V1)]

what facts do you base this on???
As far as i'm aware baseball is only played in the US and basketball is played everwhere but only to a very poor standard outside the US. In fact it's like saying marbles is played everywhere or tiddlywinks. No one outside the US gives a **** about these sports.

Japan China Cuba Korea Dominican Republic Puerto Rico etc all play Baseball
and if you think that US is the only on that cares about Baseball and Basketball then you a fool mate.

[2501]

and the funny thing, the threadstarter would live in the US if he had the chance. no country is perfect, but America is the **** and I love Texas and being a Texan.

[Williamb45]

The obesity issue:
Issue? It's only an issue for fat people. None of whom are in BOXING or the MILITARY. BOTH of which we beat the piss out of you guys at.
The gap between richer and poorer is wider than ever:
Just like 80% of your nations teeth. Dentist much? Ever?
New orleans:
Was hit by a hurricaine? wtf are you even trying to say here?
Your economy stinks:
Yea. It really sucks not invading and colonizing other countries to support ours. Maybe we should start with you. I am sure it would be an amazing 45 minute war.
You elect the intellectual equivalent of a nat as leader:
YES. WE ELECT. It's called DEMOCRACY and its WHY YOU DONT SPEAK FREAKING GERMAN RIGHT NOW. =)
Your exports are the epitomy of nafness i.e **** movies and mcdonalds:
Which your country buys up like it was F'ING CRACK
You cant win any wars(vietnam and iraq):
This is so asinine it makes me want to stop slapping you around. But I wont. WE are the REASON you are even TYPING in ENGLISH. Read a history book you freakin toolbox.
You are quite clearly in the dark ages of art(hiphop)hahaha does no one see the irony in corporate america telling teens how to rebel.
Speaking of rebellious teens...how are those "Dissillisioned Youth" treating you lately? Opps...I mean the ******s that are going to own your spinless country in about a decade.
You are an empire already in decline,,u convince yourselves u save the world with your naff movies but in truth you cant stop a few crackpots on passenger planes.
We have an immigration problem in the MILLIONS. Every SINGLE person on earth would rather live HERE than where they do. Except you..your probably pefectly happy in mommas basement.
kids shooting up high schools:
as opposed to ****** kids blowing up our subways?

And in case u forgot did we not found your nation,write your national anthem ,give u this sport and the internet u use to bash everyone else?
Found our nation? No you stole another HUGE plot of land from someone else, then the people that came over here fleeing religious opression HANDED YOU YOUR ASSES A FEW YEARS LATER and took it from you. (thanks for the anthem)


5 things u wont hear a BRIT say

1. No thanks, we have this battle covered
2. Anyone have any floss?
3. Man my wife is HOT
4. Well at least we wont riot at the game today!
5. I'll take whatever scraps america tosses us for 1000 Alex


truth hurts doesnt it

I have to admint I found the original post to be quite funny, but this one was much funnier.