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i thought ESB was bad, but there is some classless tools on here man,its like conversing with hurt children now im not tarring every american with the same brush as i know some brits are idiots to but god were outnumbered
whats with all the nation bashing, we could all say things about your nation like
-the obesity issue
-the gap between richer and poorer is wider than ever
-new orleans!!
-your economy stinks
-you elect the intellectual equivalent of a nat as leader
-your exports are the epitomy of nafness i.e **** movies and mcdonalds
-you cant win any wars(vietnam and iraq)
-you are quite clearly in the dark ages of art(hiphop)hahaha does no one see the irony in corporate america telling teens how to rebel
-you are an empire already in decline,,u convince yourselves u save the world with your naff movies but in truth you cant stop a few crackpots on passenger planes
-kids shooting up high schools
etc etc
but i wont cos i know better,, OOOPPSS!!
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and in case u forgot did we not found your nation,write your national anthem ,give u this sport and the internet u use to bash everyone else?????
i know this thread is a little off topic,but it seems u guys love the sound of your own voices so why not have some back!!!
SALAD DODGERS
5 things u wont hear an american say
1.checkmate
2.yes sir we admit to the friendly fire incidents
3.oh jim i couldnt shes my half sister
4.wrestlings fake
5.il take shakespeare for 1000 please alex
truth hurts doesnt it, booo bannn etc etc
A SENSE OF HUMOUR IS NOT ONE OF YOUR STRONG POINTS EITHER,
i apologise ,its all tongue in cheek
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ONLY IN AMERICA will a fat person order a double big mac, extra large fries, and a DIET soda
Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet.
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes...Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan: First Line Of Defense Against The Canadians
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies,& Very Little Else
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: Whores and Poker -- WOO-EEE!!!
New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right to An Attorney...
North Carolina: Tobacco IS A Vegetable
North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Educashun State
Texas: Si, Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English)
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Yep, syrup!
******ia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
West ******ia: One Big Happy Family...Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming: Where Men Are Men...and the sheep are scared
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AND FINALLY YES MY TEETH ARE CROOKED,I DRINK TEA AND EAT CRUMPETS WHILE SAT ON MY PASTY ASS SINGING GOD SAVE THE QUEEN,AND THANKING THE YANKS I DO NOT SPEAK GERMAN(which i actually do,but thats not the point)
Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Su****ion of anything foreign
we dont take ourselves that serious..
whats with all the nation bashing, we could all say things about your nation like
-the obesity issue
-the gap between richer and poorer is wider than ever
-new orleans!!
-your economy stinks
-you elect the intellectual equivalent of a nat as leader
-your exports are the epitomy of nafness i.e **** movies and mcdonalds
-you cant win any wars(vietnam and iraq)
-you are quite clearly in the dark ages of art(hiphop)hahaha does no one see the irony in corporate america telling teens how to rebel
-you are an empire already in decline,,u convince yourselves u save the world with your naff movies but in truth you cant stop a few crackpots on passenger planes
-kids shooting up high schools
etc etc
but i wont cos i know better,, OOOPPSS!!
------------------------------------------------
and in case u forgot did we not found your nation,write your national anthem ,give u this sport and the internet u use to bash everyone else?????
i know this thread is a little off topic,but it seems u guys love the sound of your own voices so why not have some back!!!
SALAD DODGERS
5 things u wont hear an american say
1.checkmate
2.yes sir we admit to the friendly fire incidents
3.oh jim i couldnt shes my half sister
4.wrestlings fake
5.il take shakespeare for 1000 please alex
truth hurts doesnt it, booo bannn etc etc
A SENSE OF HUMOUR IS NOT ONE OF YOUR STRONG POINTS EITHER,
i apologise ,its all tongue in cheek
--------------------------------------------
ONLY IN AMERICA will a fat person order a double big mac, extra large fries, and a DIET soda
Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet.
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes...Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan: First Line Of Defense Against The Canadians
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies,& Very Little Else
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: Whores and Poker -- WOO-EEE!!!
New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right to An Attorney...
North Carolina: Tobacco IS A Vegetable
North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Educashun State
Texas: Si, Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English)
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Yep, syrup!
******ia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
West ******ia: One Big Happy Family...Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming: Where Men Are Men...and the sheep are scared
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AND FINALLY YES MY TEETH ARE CROOKED,I DRINK TEA AND EAT CRUMPETS WHILE SAT ON MY PASTY ASS SINGING GOD SAVE THE QUEEN,AND THANKING THE YANKS I DO NOT SPEAK GERMAN(which i actually do,but thats not the point)
Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Su****ion of anything foreign
we dont take ourselves that serious..
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