The Offical TYE FIELDS FACT SHEET!

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  • SupremeElectron
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    #41
    Originally posted by natas206
    This is from a different thread, but I'll add it here since this is the official facts thread.


    What if? Tye Fields vs Tied Fields

    This is a philosophical question that Socrates and Plato would commit suicide over.

    The entire science community would be in chaos. In fact, Stephen Hawkings has been working on the various probabilities for the last 6 years now. He's a ****in mess and has threatened to take his life on numerous occasions as a result, however he hasn't figured out how to pull the trigger yet.

    First, let us assume that science could successfully clone Tye Fields.
    Second, we must also assume that the cloned Tye Fields would have the exact same living experiences/environment to assure that the brain and thoughts would also be identical to the original version.
    Third, we must also assume for arguments sake that Don King also is cloned because only two identical super promoters could possibly put together a fight of two super identical fighters.

    The Venue: The Moon. A planet, with no other lifeforms is the ONLY place capable of holding such monstrous beasts, to have the fight here on Earth would be absolutely devastating to mankind, the force and magnitude would inevitably wipe out at least 99% of life, probably more.

    The Fight:
    Round 1: Both Tye Fields meet dead center of the ring approximately 1.8 seconds into the fight. A murderous stare-down follows - a stare-down so deadly I remind you that for any mortal man would be like staring into the eyes of Medusa causing all internal organs to shut down, followed by violent seizures and vomiting blood until death. Both Tye's circle each other like two Lions eager to strike their prey. After 45 seconds of each Godlike man waiting for the other one to make their move, the Original Tye Fields(1) throws a vicious jab, only to be blocked by the cloned Tye Fields(2). Tye Fields(2) counters with a left hook to the body which was a fatal mistake - Original Tye Fields anticipated this very move and strikes Tye Fields(2) on the temple with a shot so powerful, an explosion equivalent to 900,000,000,000,000,000 X the blast of the most powerful nuclear bomb known to man erupts, which blows up the Moon, Earth, Mars, and the entire solar system.

    How could that be? You see, Tye Fields is a God. A God knows everything (past, present and future). Tye Fields knew in advance that he would be cloned and would eventually fight himself. Only Tye Fields knows himself, therefor, the original Tye Fields knew exactly what he would do in advance. Thats how he was able to dodge the body shot and to counter with the catastrophic KO.

    Conclusion: Tye Fields KO 1
    ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    • !! Shawn
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      #42
      Tye Fields invented the trash can.

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      • The Hammer
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        #43
        Originally posted by !! Shawn
        Tye Fields invented the trash can.
        So what do you have against Tye Fields?

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        • KnockoutTheFat
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          #44
          Originally posted by !! Shawn
          #10 Tye Fields is the father of Superman.
          #11
          Tye Fields is such a monster, he's already completed GTA4 w/ a 100%.

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          • Ramamaiden
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            #45
            Tye Fields can divide by zero.
            Tye Fields counted up to infinite twice.
            Superman uses Tye Fields pijamas.

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            • !! Shawn
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              #46
              Godzilla is Tye Fields for Halloween.

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              • GattiFan
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                #47
                I was wondering why I was always so afraid when I saw Tye Fields fight...

                I think it goes back to when I was younger and Tye Fields killed my family.

                With ONLY his boxing skills.

                Which...

                Obviously...

                Has no equal.

                Not on this planet...or from the planet of super beings that TYE obviously comes from and is the ruler of.

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                • The Texican
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                  #48
                  Tye Fields eats a diet consisting of discarded Spartan babies.

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                  • miron_lang
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                    #49
                    Natas made a number of GIF's. Someone should post the link here.

                    Tye Fields vs Tye Fields LOL

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                    • Steak
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                      #50
                      Originally posted by natas206
                      This is from a different thread, but I'll add it here since this is the official facts thread.


                      What if? Tye Fields vs Tied Fields

                      This is a philosophical question that Socrates and Plato would commit suicide over.

                      The entire science community would be in chaos. In fact, Stephen Hawkings has been working on the various probabilities for the last 6 years now. He's a ****in mess and has threatened to take his life on numerous occasions as a result, however he hasn't figured out how to pull the trigger yet.

                      First, let us assume that science could successfully clone Tye Fields.
                      Second, we must also assume that the cloned Tye Fields would have the exact same living experiences/environment to assure that the brain and thoughts would also be identical to the original version.
                      Third, we must also assume for arguments sake that Don King also is cloned because only two identical super promoters could possibly put together a fight of two super identical fighters.

                      The Venue: The Moon. A planet, with no other lifeforms is the ONLY place capable of holding such monstrous beasts, to have the fight here on Earth would be absolutely devastating to mankind, the force and magnitude would inevitably wipe out at least 99% of life, probably more.

                      The Fight:
                      Round 1: Both Tye Fields meet dead center of the ring approximately 1.8 seconds into the fight. A murderous stare-down follows - a stare-down so deadly I remind you that for any mortal man would be like staring into the eyes of Medusa causing all internal organs to shut down, followed by violent seizures and vomiting blood until death. Both Tye's circle each other like two Lions eager to strike their prey. After 45 seconds of each Godlike man waiting for the other one to make their move, the Original Tye Fields(1) throws a vicious jab, only to be blocked by the cloned Tye Fields(2). Tye Fields(2) counters with a left hook to the body which was a fatal mistake - Original Tye Fields anticipated this very move and strikes Tye Fields(2) on the temple with a shot so powerful, an explosion equivalent to 900,000,000,000,000,000 X the blast of the most powerful nuclear bomb known to man erupts, which blows up the Moon, Earth, Mars, and the entire solar system.

                      How could that be? You see, Tye Fields is a God. A God knows everything (past, present and future). Tye Fields knew in advance that he would be cloned and would eventually fight himself. Only Tye Fields knows himself, therefor, the original Tye Fields knew exactly what he would do in advance. Thats how he was able to dodge the body shot and to counter with the catastrophic KO.

                      Conclusion: Tye Fields KO 1
                      my nose starting bleeding while reading that. what a legendary battle that would be. too bad no one would live to tell the tale...

                      Who trains Tye Fields? off the top of my head, the only guy that could survive doing such a job would be Norman Stone.

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