The Offical TYE FIELDS FACT SHEET!

[revs1227]

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[rizkybizness]

Tye Fields doesn't sleep, he waits.

[deevel79]

Im with u. Who the hell is this guy?




A quick browse on boxrec should give you right clues.

I just dont understand the whole joke thing surrounding him.

[Jim Jeffries]

I just dont understand the whole joke thing surrounding him.

Because the guy has this impressive record, like 41-1 (36), but couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag. Add the fact that he's 6'9", and you get some decent jokes.

[ИATAS]

This is from a different thread, but I'll add it here since this is the official facts thread.


What if? Tye Fields vs Tied Fields

This is a philosophical question that Socrates and Plato would commit suicide over.

The entire science community would be in chaos. In fact, Stephen Hawkings has been working on the various probabilities for the last 6 years now. He's a ****in mess and has threatened to take his life on numerous occasions as a result, however he hasn't figured out how to pull the trigger yet.

First, let us assume that science could successfully clone Tye Fields.
Second, we must also assume that the cloned Tye Fields would have the exact same living experiences/environment to assure that the brain and thoughts would also be identical to the original version.
Third, we must also assume for arguments sake that Don King also is cloned because only two identical super promoters could possibly put together a fight of two super identical fighters.

The Venue: The Moon. A planet, with no other lifeforms is the ONLY place capable of holding such monstrous beasts, to have the fight here on Earth would be absolutely devastating to mankind, the force and magnitude would inevitably wipe out at least 99% of life, probably more.

The Fight:
Round 1: Both Tye Fields meet dead center of the ring approximately 1.8 seconds into the fight. A murderous stare-down follows - a stare-down so deadly I remind you that for any mortal man would be like staring into the eyes of Medusa causing all internal organs to shut down, followed by violent seizures and vomiting blood until death. Both Tye's circle each other like two Lions eager to strike their prey. After 45 seconds of each Godlike man waiting for the other one to make their move, the Original Tye Fields(1) throws a vicious jab, only to be blocked by the cloned Tye Fields(2). Tye Fields(2) counters with a left hook to the body which was a fatal mistake - Original Tye Fields anticipated this very move and strikes Tye Fields(2) on the temple with a shot so powerful, an explosion equivalent to 900,000,000,000,000,000 X the blast of the most powerful nuclear bomb known to man erupts, which blows up the Moon, Earth, Mars, and the entire solar system.

How could that be? You see, Tye Fields is a God. A God knows everything (past, present and future). Tye Fields knew in advance that he would be cloned and would eventually fight himself. Only Tye Fields knows himself, therefor, the original Tye Fields knew exactly what he would do in advance. Thats how he was able to dodge the body shot and to counter with the catastrophic KO.

Conclusion: Tye Fields KO 1

[!! Shawn]

This is from a different thread, but I'll add it here since this is the official facts thread.


What if? Tye Fields vs Tied Fields

This is a philosophical question that Socrates and Plato would commit suicide over.

The entire science community would be in chaos. In fact, Stephen Hawkings has been working on the various probabilities for the last 6 years now. He's a ****in mess and has threatened to take his life on numerous occasions as a result, however he hasn't figured out how to pull the trigger yet.

First, let us assume that science could successfully clone Tye Fields.
Second, we must also assume that the cloned Tye Fields would have the exact same living experiences/environment to assure that the brain and thoughts would also be identical to the original version.
Third, we must also assume for arguments sake that Don King also is cloned because only two identical super promoters could possibly put together a fight of two super identical fighters.

The Venue: The Moon. A planet, with no other lifeforms is the ONLY place capable of holding such monstrous beasts, to have the fight here on Earth would be absolutely devastating to mankind, the force and magnitude would inevitably wipe out at least 99% of life, probably more.

The Fight:
Round 1: Both Tye Fields meet dead center of the ring approximately 1.8 seconds into the fight. A murderous stare-down follows - a stare-down so deadly I remind you that for any mortal man would be like staring into the eyes of Medusa causing all internal organs to shut down, followed by violent seizures and vomiting blood until death. Both Tye's circle each other like two Lions eager to strike their prey. After 45 seconds of each Godlike man waiting for the other one to make their move, the Original Tye Fields(1) throws a vicious jab, only to be blocked by the cloned Tye Fields(2). Tye Fields(2) counters with a left hook to the body which was a fatal mistake - Original Tye Fields anticipated this very move and strikes Tye Fields(2) on the temple with a shot so powerful, an explosion equivalent to 900,000,000,000,000,000 X the blast of the most powerful nuclear bomb known to man erupts, which blows up the Moon, Earth, Mars, and the entire solar system.

How could that be? You see, Tye Fields is a God. A God knows everything (past, present and future). Tye Fields knew in advance that he would be cloned and would eventually fight himself. Only Tye Fields knows himself, therefor, the original Tye Fields knew exactly what he would do in advance. Thats how he was able to dodge the body shot and to counter with the catastrophic KO.

Conclusion: Tye Fields KO 1

I agree! It is the only way!

[ßringer]

There's a rumor going around that Tye "****ing" Fields is ducking Donald "Its your Boi" Hoskins.

-This one is for the BS Vets.

You talk about a clash of the Titans, holy ****. Hoskins vs. Fields? I literally just spewed all over myself.

[KnockoutTheFat]

You talk about a clash of the Titans, holy ****. Hoskins vs. Fields? I literally just spewed all over myself.

Imagine if somebody tried to record that fight. Look at my sig when someone usually tries to record a Tye Fields fight.

[Xyei]

i think were S.O.L. buddy

He's just a big heavy weight with not a lot of skill who lumbers around the ring winging wild power shots until he KO's his opponent. Arum is hyping him like he's the guy to dethrone Wlad . I've seen him in a couple fights. He seems like a really nice guy; the gentle giant type; and he speaks with slight lisp. That's about all most people know about him..

[oldgringo]

He's just a big heavy weight with not a lot of skill who lumbers around the ring winging wild power shots until he KO's his opponent. Arum is hyping him like he's the guy to dethrone Wlad . I've seen him in a couple fights. He seems like a really nice guy; the gentle giant type; and he speaks with slight lisp. That's about all most people know about him..

you forgot to mention that his middle name is "end game".

Tye End Game Fields