The Offical TYE FIELDS FACT SHEET!

[!! Shawn]

Tye Fields eats a diet consisting of discarded Spartan babies.

ROFL! Best one yet!

[Gareth Ivanovic]

This is from a different thread, but I'll add it here since this is the official facts thread.


What if? Tye Fields vs Tied Fields

This is a philosophical question that Socrates and Plato would commit suicide over.

The entire science community would be in chaos. In fact, Stephen Hawkings has been working on the various probabilities for the last 6 years now. He's a ****in mess and has threatened to take his life on numerous occasions as a result, however he hasn't figured out how to pull the trigger yet.

First, let us assume that science could successfully clone Tye Fields.
Second, we must also assume that the cloned Tye Fields would have the exact same living experiences/environment to assure that the brain and thoughts would also be identical to the original version.
Third, we must also assume for arguments sake that Don King also is cloned because only two identical super promoters could possibly put together a fight of two super identical fighters.

The Venue: The Moon. A planet, with no other lifeforms is the ONLY place capable of holding such monstrous beasts, to have the fight here on Earth would be absolutely devastating to mankind, the force and magnitude would inevitably wipe out at least 99% of life, probably more.

The Fight:
Round 1: Both Tye Fields meet dead center of the ring approximately 1.8 seconds into the fight. A murderous stare-down follows - a stare-down so deadly I remind you that for any mortal man would be like staring into the eyes of Medusa causing all internal organs to shut down, followed by violent seizures and vomiting blood until death. Both Tye's circle each other like two Lions eager to strike their prey. After 45 seconds of each Godlike man waiting for the other one to make their move, the Original Tye Fields(1) throws a vicious jab, only to be blocked by the cloned Tye Fields(2). Tye Fields(2) counters with a left hook to the body which was a fatal mistake - Original Tye Fields anticipated this very move and strikes Tye Fields(2) on the temple with a shot so powerful, an explosion equivalent to 900,000,000,000,000,000 X the blast of the most powerful nuclear bomb known to man erupts, which blows up the Moon, Earth, Mars, and the entire solar system.

How could that be? You see, Tye Fields is a God. A God knows everything (past, present and future). Tye Fields knew in advance that he would be cloned and would eventually fight himself. Only Tye Fields knows himself, therefor, the original Tye Fields knew exactly what he would do in advance. Thats how he was able to dodge the body shot and to counter with the catastrophic KO.

Conclusion: Tye Fields KO 1

This has to be the best post of all time.

[AsianGambler]

This is from a different thread, but I'll add it here since this is the official facts thread.


What if? Tye Fields vs Tied Fields

This is a philosophical question that Socrates and Plato would commit suicide over.

The entire science community would be in chaos. In fact, Stephen Hawkings has been working on the various probabilities for the last 6 years now. He's a ****in mess and has threatened to take his life on numerous occasions as a result, however he hasn't figured out how to pull the trigger yet.

First, let us assume that science could successfully clone Tye Fields.
Second, we must also assume that the cloned Tye Fields would have the exact same living experiences/environment to assure that the brain and thoughts would also be identical to the original version.
Third, we must also assume for arguments sake that Don King also is cloned because only two identical super promoters could possibly put together a fight of two super identical fighters.

The Venue: The Moon. A planet, with no other lifeforms is the ONLY place capable of holding such monstrous beasts, to have the fight here on Earth would be absolutely devastating to mankind, the force and magnitude would inevitably wipe out at least 99% of life, probably more.

The Fight:
Round 1: Both Tye Fields meet dead center of the ring approximately 1.8 seconds into the fight. A murderous stare-down follows - a stare-down so deadly I remind you that for any mortal man would be like staring into the eyes of Medusa causing all internal organs to shut down, followed by violent seizures and vomiting blood until death. Both Tye's circle each other like two Lions eager to strike their prey. After 45 seconds of each Godlike man waiting for the other one to make their move, the Original Tye Fields(1) throws a vicious jab, only to be blocked by the cloned Tye Fields(2). Tye Fields(2) counters with a left hook to the body which was a fatal mistake - Original Tye Fields anticipated this very move and strikes Tye Fields(2) on the temple with a shot so powerful, an explosion equivalent to 900,000,000,000,000,000 X the blast of the most powerful nuclear bomb known to man erupts, which blows up the Moon, Earth, Mars, and the entire solar system.

How could that be? You see, Tye Fields is a God. A God knows everything (past, present and future). Tye Fields knew in advance that he would be cloned and would eventually fight himself. Only Tye Fields knows himself, therefor, the original Tye Fields knew exactly what he would do in advance. Thats how he was able to dodge the body shot and to counter with the catastrophic KO.

Conclusion: Tye Fields KO 1

i thought this tye fields was overrated but you change my mind.

[Scott9945]

I was wondering why I was always so afraid when I saw Tye Fields fight...

I think it goes back to when I was younger and Tye Fields killed my family.

With ONLY his boxing skills.

Which...

Obviously...

Has no equal.

Not on this planet...or from the planet of super beings that TYE obviously comes from and is the ruler of.

Sorry about your family, but I'm thrilled with the conquest by the legendary Tye Fields.

[βetamax]

This is from a different thread, but I'll add it here since this is the official facts thread.


What if? Tye Fields vs Tied Fields

This is a philosophical question that Socrates and Plato would commit suicide over.

The entire science community would be in chaos. In fact, Stephen Hawkings has been working on the various probabilities for the last 6 years now. He's a ****in mess and has threatened to take his life on numerous occasions as a result, however he hasn't figured out how to pull the trigger yet.

First, let us assume that science could successfully clone Tye Fields.
Second, we must also assume that the cloned Tye Fields would have the exact same living experiences/environment to assure that the brain and thoughts would also be identical to the original version.
Third, we must also assume for arguments sake that Don King also is cloned because only two identical super promoters could possibly put together a fight of two super identical fighters.

The Venue: The Moon. A planet, with no other lifeforms is the ONLY place capable of holding such monstrous beasts, to have the fight here on Earth would be absolutely devastating to mankind, the force and magnitude would inevitably wipe out at least 99% of life, probably more.

The Fight:
Round 1: Both Tye Fields meet dead center of the ring approximately 1.8 seconds into the fight. A murderous stare-down follows - a stare-down so deadly I remind you that for any mortal man would be like staring into the eyes of Medusa causing all internal organs to shut down, followed by violent seizures and vomiting blood until death. Both Tye's circle each other like two Lions eager to strike their prey. After 45 seconds of each Godlike man waiting for the other one to make their move, the Original Tye Fields(1) throws a vicious jab, only to be blocked by the cloned Tye Fields(2). Tye Fields(2) counters with a left hook to the body which was a fatal mistake - Original Tye Fields anticipated this very move and strikes Tye Fields(2) on the temple with a shot so powerful, an explosion equivalent to 900,000,000,000,000,000 X the blast of the most powerful nuclear bomb known to man erupts, which blows up the Moon, Earth, Mars, and the entire solar system.

How could that be? You see, Tye Fields is a God. A God knows everything (past, present and future). Tye Fields knew in advance that he would be cloned and would eventually fight himself. Only Tye Fields knows himself, therefor, the original Tye Fields knew exactly what he would do in advance. Thats how he was able to dodge the body shot and to counter with the catastrophic KO.

Conclusion: Tye Fields KO 1

Tye Fields has a loss. Is it possible that who we're looking at is actually the cloned version? He must have been shamed and sent by the Galaxy commission to fight tomato cans here on planet earth.

[KnockoutTheFat]

Tye Fields has a loss. Is it possible that who we're looking at is actually the cloned version? He must have been shamed and sent by the Galaxy commission to fight tomato cans here on planet earth.

Ducktales. That loss was bull****. Tye ended up KO'ing the ref because he was overly biased so the ref made a bad call and scored it a KO for the other guy. Tye protested to the commission to get a rematch and ended up KO'ing him in the 1st round, like he normally does to his opponents. Besides, all Tye Fields' opponents look like tomato cans because they're in there fighting Tye "****ing" Fields!

[supermandathoe]

Tye Fields punched the red sea for Moses.

[SouthPawHitman]

Tye Fields created the giraffe. It was originally a smart ass horse that Tye uppercutted.