"Kimbo would **** that white dude, Pavlik up man!"

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    upinurgirlsguts
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    "Kimbo would **** that white dude, Pavlik up man!"

    "Kimbo would knock Pavlik out in like 20 seconds, he cant take that kind of power"

    So like I've said on this site before. The majority of the people I talk to and hang out with at times are casual MMA fans. By casual, I mean, these dudes WATCH MMA, but don't really care to learn the history or record of a fighter. They'll pay to watch the UFC fights and watch the free shows on Elite XC, WEC, UFC, Pride, Bodog all that ****. And according to them, they watch it because its exciting and there's KO's in almost every fight. The last boxing the majority of them saw was the De La Hoya/Mayweather fight. Of course, they thought it was boring and they REALLY dislike Mayweather which is why the majority didn't watch or buy Mayweather/Hatton so they don't know that THAT fight was actually exciting (in my opinion).

    Anyway, one of my co-workers asked if I was gonna cop the fight and another co-workers overheard and said, "why dont yall buy it at my house, im having a get together for my friend's birthday?". Co worker liked the idea and I figured it could save me $25 bones since he would pay for half of it. But in the back of my mind I was hoping that he wouldn't bring up the "Kimbo/Abbot" fight on Showtime. So I get to my homay's house and theres people there. The TV was off and they had music on and smokin, drinkin and eating. I turn the TV on, get my homay to buy the fight. I watched the first 2 undercards with no sound because everyone was listening to music. Me and my girl were the only ones really IN to the fights, we got to turn up the TV midway the Mijares fight and since it was a good fight, other people were casually watching. Get the Montiel/Castillo fight, the music stops, we watch Castillo get counted out. Here comes Pavlik/Taylor. The other dude who paid for the fight gets there and we get to watch it with no music in the background and half of the party watching and the other half outside in the backyard.

    It kind of ****** that they didnt know the history of their first fight because it didnt add to the drama of the rematch. They SEEMED to be entertained even with the pace of the fight. I only heard one dude ask if they could change it and thats cuz I went to the restroom. The fight ended and thats when my homay put it on the "Kimbo/Abbot" fight, he has DVR so he recorded it while we watched the fight. Soon as he put it on there, almost all the guys in the room were like "KIMBO!! HE'S A BAD MUTH****A YALL. THAT DUDES A BEAST MAN LOOK AT HIM". Kimbo gets rid of Abbot quickly and of course someone says, "DAMN KIMBO IS THE REAL DEAL MAN! HE WOULD **** UP THAT WHITE BOY WHO JUST WON THE OTHER FIGHT, WHAT WAS HIS NAME? PAVLIK YEAH"

    One other dude had the sense to say that comparing both sports really makes no sense. Other dudes dont understand and think Kimbo could compete in boxing as a heavy weight because of his size and power. I chime in and tell them that muscles arent an indication of talent and ability and that being too muscular and big like Kimbo actually slows and tires you out in 12 rounds of Boxing. Another dude says that with Kimbo, no one would last 3-4 rounds and thats why he wouldn't have to worry about that. I tell them that in all the youtube videos they've seen of Kimbo on the net, he is boxing. Doesnt do any MMA but just boxes. But he decided to go into MMA for some reason. If he could compete in boxing he could make some real $$$, more than in WEC. I asked the dude why he thinks he Kimbo didnt go into boxing, he responded with, "Because he prolly wanted to be a complete fighter". I went outside to the backyard.
  • revs1227
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    #2
    lmao kimbo vs wald would be sooo funnyyy hahaha

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    • mrpain81
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      #3
      Sounds like a ****ty night...

      I find it funny when Ive acctually talked to people that say "Boxing is Dying"
      "MMA is the future" I know way more about both sports most people that say that were never even boxing fans, and just go by what Espn says..

      I hate watching a fight Im really into and people are saying "boring" or can I change it, **** that...

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      • Run
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        #4
        Uh?

        Pavlik is a middleweight. Kimbo is well over 200 pounds.



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        • javelin_fangs
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          #5
          Yeah man it's really a waste of time trying to discuss the differences between boxing and MMA with the average dude who doesn't watch boxing, but watches some MMA. Every once in a while you'll get someone with a little sense, but most people watch MMA for the same reason people watch bum fights. It appeals on that level while boxing appeals on different levels in addition to the half dozen to a dozen fight each year that are just savage brawls that we all love to see whether we prefer MMA or Boxing.

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          • HotSizzle
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            #6
            My night was pretty much the same, but the people I was with actually know boxing and mma so it was all good.

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            • kayjay
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              #7
              Those are the same people who think Shaq would beat Valuev.

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              • javelin_fangs
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                #8
                Originally posted by mrpain81
                I hate watching a fight Im really into and people are saying "boring" or can I change it, **** that...
                EXACTLY! THIS is why I hate Larry Merchant. I don't really like Max Kellerman, but he LOVES boxing. He's just as excited to watch a fight as I am. He's not some snobby old man who has led a life of priviledge and as the greatest job in the world and has the gall to complain about the fights he's forced to call. He's always complaining, "I'm bored." I wish I could tell him, "then go home b!tch the rest of us are trying to enjoy the fight you're getting PAID to watch and call."

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                • BiggyGuns91
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                  #9
                  pavlik would murder kimbo at a street fight too

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                  • Parody
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                    #10
                    Kimbo would beat Pavlik though, The size different would be too much. Any decent CW/HW kicks Kimbo's ass though

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