Strange/Funny Commentator Analogies (Atlas,Foreman, ect.)

[LiLHopkins]

Pavlik is a tough cookie from YOungstown- Lennox Lewis

[BandWagon]

Larry Merchant said, "Malignaggi floats like a butterfly, {hiccup} ...and he stings like a butterfly."

[TheGreatA]

Foreman: "Tonight, the referee will be the most important man in the ring besides the fighters..."

Kellerman's Fischer/Kasparov rambling.




Merchant

[Roque_sevilla]

Foreman: "Tonight, the referee will be the most important man in the ring besides the fighters..."

Kellerman's Fischer/Kasparov rambling.




Merchant

jefferson...i looooooove youuuu!! HAHAHHAH great post mate

[jabsRstiff]

Back in '01.....Foreman claimed the road to the #1 lb4lb spot, went through JAMES PAGE. It came out of nowhere, & couldn't have been more absurd.

[Scott9945]

I wonder if Atlas has gone through an ESPN card without using the expression "behaving like a fighter"?

[Zaire]

Foreman: Every tick that goes by is a tick in Shannon Briggs Favor. (A Lewis rights sends him down as he says this)

Lampley: That wasn't a tick, that was a tock!!!


Priceless

[BiggyGuns91]

Merchant has at least 100 great analogies haha. Although its not an analogy, how about lennox lewis in the Pavliks vs Mirnda fight. " Pavliks nose is bleeding, so he's been hit in the nose." LOL

lol the one i remembered from that fight was when miranda was looking dazed lewis said "I think making weight has affected him" and then merchant answered with "no, i think pavliks affecting him"

[2501]

I vote Atlas just so I can hear the analogies he'll be spittin at Oscar in the corner.

Teddy Atlas: Ok, now Oscar, you've layed the cement foundation. Now its time to build the frame. The frame that will support your house. And to build this frame, you're gonna need a couple of things: lumber, nails, and a hammer. We need to make this house that you're trying to build SOLID. Think you can do that
Oscar:
Teddy Atlas: Ok, nevermind that. You've put your mascara on, but now we need to accessorize with some nice stockings, lingerie and matching pumps to close the show
Oscar:

on that thread about who should be DLH's next trainer

[BiggyGuns91]

has anyone else noticed that when a fighter is knocked down and Lewis always says "I DONT THINKS HES GETTING BACK UP!!!!" even though that fighter is already standing up, i remember that happened in the Pavlik-Miranda fight and a couple other fights i just cat put my mind on it right now