Strange/Funny Commentator Analogies (Atlas,Foreman, ect.)

[Crazylegs77]

Once in a while some of the things these guys say cracks me up..

Teddy Atlas seems to always use food references on a recent friday night fights he was saying a fighter was "setting the table with the jab and was going to eat with straight right hands"..

Foreman used to be the most strage and half the time he wouldnt finish making his point.

Anyone remember any good ones?

[-Swizzy-]

Once in a while some of the things these guys say cracks me up..

Teddy Atlas seems to always use food references on a recent friday night fights he was saying a fighter was "setting the table with the jab and was going to eat with straight right hands"..

Foreman used to be the most strage and half the time he wouldnt finish making his point.

Anyone remember any good ones?

yo, who is that hottie mctottie in your avatar? DAMN!

[2501]

ive made a thread about teddy's analogies before. dude goes crazy with 8 round metaphorical gems.

[Crazylegs77]

yo, who is that hottie mctottie in your avatar? DAMN!

Ainette Stephens

Italian TV is good..

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[Tyson Jones]

Merchant has at least 100 great analogies haha. Although its not an analogy, how about lennox lewis in the Pavliks vs Mirnda fight. " Pavliks nose is bleeding, so he's been hit in the nose." LOL

[Crazylegs77]

Merchant has at least 100 great analogies haha. Although its not an analogy, how about lennox lewis in the Pavliks vs Mirnda fight. " Pavliks nose is bleeding, so he's been hit in the nose." LOL

haha Merchant is bizzare..

I liked when HBO had Jones as guest commentator, wonder if they will have him back since he just had a good fight on their PPV.

[-Swizzy-]

Ainette Stephens

Italian TV is good..

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damn she is fine. makes me wanna hook up with a black chick again.

[GoodBoxfella]

Foreman: "With Muhammad Ali I wasn't in shape but I said I can whip this old guy".

Foreman in the Bowe-Golota riot: "Don't do it son! Don't do it!"

[Fox McCloud]

Once in a while some of the things these guys say cracks me up..

Teddy Atlas seems to always use food references on a recent friday night fights he was saying a fighter was "setting the table with the jab and was going to eat with straight right hands"..

Foreman used to be the most strage and half the time he wouldnt finish making his point.

Anyone remember any good ones?

God that is so true. I wonder if HBO cut him a bonus check if he finished all of his sentences during a boxing program.

I do have respect for George seeing how concerned he was during Bowe-Holyfield III, when he jumped up and yelled, "STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!" because Holyfield was gassed as ****, and he had just had that heart condition diagnosed, and then it was claimed that it was misdiagnosed. That would have been damn scary to watch live.

[Silencers]

It was funny hearing Atlas during the Codrington-Bika fight. He kept going on about Codrington standing in the wrong real estate.