500 reasons you know you watch to much boxing....

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  • Steak
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    #151
    Originally posted by limecush
    199.When you let your Shadow Knock you Out while your Shadow boxing.
    hahaha. pretty creative.

    200. When your favorite songs all seem to come from boxing highlight videos.
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    Last edited by Steak; 02-11-2011, 05:10 AM.

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    • rambov
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      #152
      You KO your girlfriend everytime the door bell rings.



      Anyone use this yet???

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      • iron mike tyson
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        #153
        201) when you feel your girlfriends boobs and say there firm but there fair

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        • -Hyperion-
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          #154
          when you watched MEET THE BARKERS just because ODLH'S daughter was in there....

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          • ßringer
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            #155
            203.) When you refer to sexual intercourse as "sticking and moving".

            204.) Whenever someone gives you a hug, you work them to the body like it was a clinch.

            205.) You do the Roy Jones Jr "game ****" move in actual fights.

            206.) You bought Roy Jones Jr's rap album.....and liked it.

            207.) You think you can beat Winky Wright because "a hot offense always beats a cold defense".

            208.) You spend hours of the day converting old VHS fights to DVDs.

            209.) After sex you say "no mas" and later complain about stomach cramps.

            210.) When someone taps you on the side you drop to your knees and pound the floor, then later complain that they hit you in your "leeeveeer".

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            • !! Mr. Soprano
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              #156
              Originally posted by -AZZA-
              you name your penis floyd.

              LOL

              Best one so far....

              Better yet.. Floyd Jr.. or Lill Floyd lol

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              • !! Mr. Soprano
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                #157
                When you leave your best friend's engagement party to watch a fight - Not Funny, but true story x2

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                • -Hyperion-
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                  #158
                  Originally posted by The_Bringer
                  203.) When you refer to sexual intercourse as "sticking and moving".

                  204.) Whenever someone gives you a hug, you work them to the body like it was a clinch.

                  205.) You do the Roy Jones Jr "game ****" move in actual fights.

                  206.) You bought Roy Jones Jr's rap album.....and liked it.

                  207.) You think you can beat Winky Wright because "a hot offense always beats a cold defense".

                  208.) You spend hours of the day converting old VHS fights to DVDs.

                  209.) After sex you say "no mas" and later complain about stomach cramps.

                  210.) When someone taps you on the side you drop to your knees and pound the floor, then later complain that they hit you in your "leeeveeer".
                  Originally posted by -Hyperion-
                  when you paint an X in your underpants and use them as your executioner mask....
                  im sure you did this when you were a kid bringer, dont deny it

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                  • Sinisterevo
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                    #159
                    Originally posted by iron mike tyson
                    201) when you feel your girlfriends boobs and say there firm but there fair
                    that was a good one.

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                    • ßringer
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                      #160
                      Originally posted by -Hyperion-
                      im sure you did this when you were a kid bringer, dont deny it
                      When I was a kid? **** bro, you're confused. I just did that again last night.

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