500 reasons you know you watch to much boxing....

[Chups]

You think about knocking out Floyd Mayweather or Manny Pacquiao while ****ting in the bathroom doing nothing but waiting for your dung to come out.

[Sttuddahboy619]

When you're arguing about a fantasy fight with someone on boxingscene then later you tell your girlfriend why you were right!

[juancho]

126.) When you talk about Ali/Frazier, it sounds as if you were there.

127.) Whenever someone talks about George Foreman's grill, you talk about his devestating punching power.

128.) Whenever you're in a fight, you compare it to a classic boxing matchup.

129.) You drink raw eggs because Rocky Balboa did it.

130.) You don't go to bed with your girlfriend, but stay up on boxingscene's forums talking about upcoming fights.

131.) Whenever you put points on a fighter that loses, you yell "****! I'm out 30K!".

132.) You yell out advice to your favorite fighters on TV.

133.) You have a triangle theory for every possible fight, ever.

134.) You sometimes......find yourself.....uh...impersonating....Larry Merchant.....for..........no real reason...........................at.....all.

135.) You talk about the Kronk gym like you train there.

136.) You can recite a fighter's boxrec record backwards, or alphabetically.

137.) You shadowbox in your sleep.

138.) You have dreams about possible fight outcomes.

139.) You have impromptu sparring matches with relatives.

140.) You invite people to "check your chin".

141.) You think your left hook to the body is better than Miguel Cotto's.

142.) You have a tattoo of any fighter from any era.

143.) Whenever someone brings up a controversial fight that didn't end the way you thought it should've, you get pissy and take it personally as if that person pissed on your leg.

144.) You once styled your hair like Don King's.

145.) You once picked a fight with someone twice your size, to see if your speed and counterpunching ability was enough to overcome the size difference.

146.) Everytime before you take a **** you yell out "Let's get ready to rumbllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeee!".

147.) You wonder if you could take, old, retired ring vets in a street fight for bragging rights.

148.) You have HBO's "Boxing After Dark" theme on your ipod, for your workouts.

149.) You still believe Mike Tyson is the "baddest man on the planet".

150.) You once turned down your girlfriend's sexual advances because a fight was coming on.

damn!i dreamt that Rafael Was going to wear black trunks and beat vasquez in the first fight no lie!and i do ask my cousins to chin check me haha

[-Hyperion-]

when you bump this thread....

[Doze06]

When you call someone out to play you in a video game or anything else and if they say no, you tell everyone they are ducking you.

"Alex is ducking me in that new nba live"

[FlaminGuru]

When you put vaseline on your forehead. Lol

[Texanballer]

when u bump the thread again

[Chipper]

when u bump the thread again

When you notice Juan Diaz has a third tit.

[jai mari078]

When you miss a fight that you really want to see and it ruins the rest of your night. That happened when my gf made me miss the Cotto vs. Judah fight for a dumb ass wedding. I had to search aroung for the replay.

[THe TRiNiTY]

When you're an aspiring rapper and hope to get signed to Floyd Mayweathers record label.

When you start shadow boxing after thinking of an upcoming fight.

When you play Fight Night every three months to give yourself a proper rest in between bouts.

When you plan vacation time around a big fight weekend.

When you've contiplated quitting your job to watch a big fight.

When you go through with it.

When your son looks like a fighter you dislike and it strains your relationship.