Lamon Brewster, It’s Up To You!

[kayjay]

The author apologizes for having offended us.

I apologize to him for overreating and calling him a 'clown'.

[GranTorino]

I dont know man. even tho foreman was a great he was only 217-220 lbs and wlad klit is a giant. thgose guys never faced huge men with skills back then. not saying foreman wouldnt chop him down but you just never know with that size difference and wlad would obviously be facing foreman with a hell of a lot more respect then he had with purrity/brew/sanders

The cool thing is, and here you'll see the geek coming out in me, someone soon will probably create a program wherein all the data and footage of Foreman's career is anaylyzed (or any boxer's for that matter) and all the data and footage of Wlad and his career, and a realistic, but simulated fight can be created and show with an enormous amount of positive probability what would actually have happened if the two had met.

I can' wait. All sorts of possibilities would open up for us fans then. Wouldnt it be cool to see, say, Pacman take on Tarver or whatever? It'd be cool as hell!

[GranTorino]

ok, america, lets all cry and ***** and moan like we americans like to do and pray that one of us will be a HW champion. you know the rule: boxing sux if we dont have an american HW champion. we need an american HW champion. cuz we all know the american HWs are exciting, humble, honest, hard working, and disciplined. boxing will die if we dont have an american HW champion! if we get an american HW champion, all of boxing problems will be solved.

lets look at our possible saviors:

shannon briggs: just lost, now retired.
calvin brock: a banker with no outstanding boxing traits to speak of.
john the bum ruiz: not even gonna say it...
chris byrd: no longer a HW.
hasim rahman: the very picture of unreliable, inconsistant, and lazy.
tony thompson: who?
eddie chambers: who?
oliver mccall: hits hard, good chin, but hes not gonna win it.
chris arreola: fun to watch, but hes not going to amount to much.
james toney: not even gonna say it...
tye fields: yes, lets rely on the 6'9", white as *******, no talent basketball player to save us... next.

yes, america. we have a great number of fighters we can rely on to save us from the former-soviet fighters (the soviet union has been nonexistant for over 15 years, why are we still talking about it?)

we oh so need an american HW champion because (you know the rule) boxing sux if we dont have an american HW champion.

Sarcasm detected and appreciated, Saint.

Like you, as a fan, I am a boxing purist. And as an American, I have absolutely NO PROBLEM at all rooting for a boxer who is not American. This is one dude you will never see whine about there not being any good American boxers. It's their own damn fault.

[GranTorino]

ok, america, lets all cry and ***** and moan like we americans like to do and pray that one of us will be a HW champion. you know the rule: boxing sux if we dont have an american HW champion. we need an american HW champion. cuz we all know the american HWs are exciting, humble, honest, hard working, and disciplined. boxing will die if we dont have an american HW champion! if we get an american HW champion, all of boxing problems will be solved.

lets look at our possible saviors:

shannon briggs: just lost, now retired.
calvin brock: a banker with no outstanding boxing traits to speak of.
john the bum ruiz: not even gonna say it...
chris byrd: no longer a HW.
hasim rahman: the very picture of unreliable, inconsistant, and lazy.
tony thompson: who?
eddie chambers: who?
oliver mccall: hits hard, good chin, but hes not gonna win it.
chris arreola: fun to watch, but hes not going to amount to much.
james toney: not even gonna say it...
tye fields: yes, lets rely on the 6'9", white as *******, no talent basketball player to save us... next.

yes, america. we have a great number of fighters we can rely on to save us from the former-soviet fighters (the soviet union has been nonexistant for over 15 years, why are we still talking about it?)

we oh so need an american HW champion because (you know the rule) boxing sux if we dont have an american HW champion.

Why'd you feel it was necessary to mention his skin tone?

[!! Mr. Soprano]

The author apologizes for having offended us.

I apologize to him for overreating and calling him a 'clown'.

Where did he apologize?