If you've never fought pro, your opinion means nothing.
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Wow...Kid Achilles has really struck a cord here with this thread! This thread started this morning and is already 15 pages long!
Why can't I get this reception with some of my threads!
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I dont need a license to Knock your dog kissin punk ass out. Look I've watched boxing since I was a kid and boxed with a lot of guys, backyard sessions mainly but that don't make me more or less capable of intelligent commentary on boxing. Look at everyone's post'sand figure out who you think is knowledgable and objective and who is a fan boy who don't know ****. Granted being a pro boxer gives you an intimate perspective but that don't always translate to boxing insight and intelligent observations.
Plus I think you're full of **** in a big way. Either way ****** post!Comment
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You don't know **** about boxing without being a pro! That's the truth!
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If you haven't had at least one pro fight, your opinion means nothing to me. I don't care if you'd studied boxing history, you've been around the sport all your life, and know all the fighters personally and have access to inside information; your opinion means less than a pro with a 0-1 record if you've never laced 'em up. I can't wait for HBO to fire Lampley and Merchant and add Bert Cooper and Leon Spinks to the payroll so we can finally get some insightul commentating for once.
Oh, and amateur doesn't count. A 300-0 record with 300 knockouts and an olympic gold medal in the amateurs is less impressive than 0-1 in the pros. So please don't start with the "oh I won the golden gloves, look at the vids of my fights, I know what I'm talking about". Nope sorry, not interested, unless we're talking PRO here.
Hey BPP can we ban everyone who hasn't fought pro? I believe you should have to fax in a copy of your pro license to make an account on this forum, or any forum on the internet for that matter. I'm getting sick of all these civilians trying to make their points here while lacking the proper credentials.
I mean, okay, you might have what you consider an "opinion" to make but without a pro license that's exactly like a schizophrenic vagrant on the street trying to operate on my brain. Answer me, would you want a dirty, boozed up, mentally ill homeless man performing brain surgery on you, even if he's wearing scrubs? No, that's why we require medical licenses. Now, keeping that in mind, do you want some Joe "Unlicensed, Never Fought Pro" Nobody talking to be you boxing? No, of course not, that's just as bad, and that's why we should require pro boxing licenses to participate in the forum.
....Alright, I have major issues with this post. They all revolve around your choice of expert commentators. I would much rather listen to Camacho, Michael Spinks, the ever articulate Larry Holmes, or even James Toney give their insight than to listen to Leon and Bert.
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LOL - these posters don't understand that the thread is a sarcastic jab at those who say "what does he know, he never laced 'em up..."Comment
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