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You don't know **** about boxing without being a pro! That's the truth!
Can you say you know what it's like to be hit? No!
Can you say you have a professional record to back up what you say? No!
Should anyone respect your opinion as just another boxing "enthusiast"? Hell No!
But now all that can change because, for a limited time, Njord's 7 week You-Can-Turn-Pro boxing program will take your worthless, good-for-nothing opinions and, by helping you become a pro boxer make them worth their weight in gold!
WEEK 1- Weight Class Analysis
-Our talented team will analyze your body size and determine what weight class you should enter the professional boxing ranks in.
WEEK 2 & 3 - Training
- The Njord program puts you through an intensive two week training regime to take your flabby, buttery, pale or, scrawny, misshapen asses and turn them into flabby, buttery, pale and scrawny professional boxer asses.
WEEK 4- Third person speech exercises
-You can't be a professional boxer, and have you opinion mean ****, until you speak about yourself in the third person. No more I's, Me's, or Myself's! Not when Njord gets done with you. You'll be speaking about yourself as if you were someone else in no time! Njord will take you and make you great. Njord will show you how to be a pro. Everyone knows Njord ain't no joke.
WEEK 5- You are the Greatest workshops.
-Every professional boxer knows that no matter how many times they've been knocked out, no matter how fat, how little endurance, or how bare their skill is- they are the greatest! You must always remember this and with Njord's You-Can-Turn-Pro boxing program you'll know you are the greatest. The creme de la creme. Better than Sugar Ray Leonard. You'd lay his ass out. You'll know that for a fact.
WEEK 6 - Professional boxing Licensing.
-You're ready to be a pro! With our help you'll go into your local state Athletic commission, fill out the correct forms, take the health tests, and be licensed to fight your first professional fight!
WEEK 7 - YOU'RE A PRO!
- You've made it! With Njord's help you're the meanest, toughest, best fighter ever created- and we'll line you up with another You-Can-Turn-Pro student in a real professional fight. YOU'LL HAVE A PROFESSIONAL RECORD AND YOUR OPINION WILL BE WORTH IT'S WEIGHT IN GOLD!
So sign up now on Njord's You-Can-Turn-Pro boxing program. So people respect you as a real bonifide boxing authority. All major credit cards accepted. 20,000 point donation acceptable to reserve your place in the program. ACT NOW! Space is limited!
Remember- unless you're a pro your opinion doesn't mean jack!
Njord's You-Can-Turn-Pro program is not liable for injuries sustained in professional fights. No individual, part, or porition of this program is intended for actual athletic use. This program in no shape, way, or form promises any success as a boxer. The sole use of this program is for entertainment purposes and to become licensed in your state.
Can you say you know what it's like to be hit? No!
Can you say you have a professional record to back up what you say? No!
Should anyone respect your opinion as just another boxing "enthusiast"? Hell No!
But now all that can change because, for a limited time, Njord's 7 week You-Can-Turn-Pro boxing program will take your worthless, good-for-nothing opinions and, by helping you become a pro boxer make them worth their weight in gold!
WEEK 1- Weight Class Analysis
-Our talented team will analyze your body size and determine what weight class you should enter the professional boxing ranks in.
WEEK 2 & 3 - Training
- The Njord program puts you through an intensive two week training regime to take your flabby, buttery, pale or, scrawny, misshapen asses and turn them into flabby, buttery, pale and scrawny professional boxer asses.
WEEK 4- Third person speech exercises
-You can't be a professional boxer, and have you opinion mean ****, until you speak about yourself in the third person. No more I's, Me's, or Myself's! Not when Njord gets done with you. You'll be speaking about yourself as if you were someone else in no time! Njord will take you and make you great. Njord will show you how to be a pro. Everyone knows Njord ain't no joke.
WEEK 5- You are the Greatest workshops.
-Every professional boxer knows that no matter how many times they've been knocked out, no matter how fat, how little endurance, or how bare their skill is- they are the greatest! You must always remember this and with Njord's You-Can-Turn-Pro boxing program you'll know you are the greatest. The creme de la creme. Better than Sugar Ray Leonard. You'd lay his ass out. You'll know that for a fact.
WEEK 6 - Professional boxing Licensing.
-You're ready to be a pro! With our help you'll go into your local state Athletic commission, fill out the correct forms, take the health tests, and be licensed to fight your first professional fight!
WEEK 7 - YOU'RE A PRO!
- You've made it! With Njord's help you're the meanest, toughest, best fighter ever created- and we'll line you up with another You-Can-Turn-Pro student in a real professional fight. YOU'LL HAVE A PROFESSIONAL RECORD AND YOUR OPINION WILL BE WORTH IT'S WEIGHT IN GOLD!
So sign up now on Njord's You-Can-Turn-Pro boxing program. So people respect you as a real bonifide boxing authority. All major credit cards accepted. 20,000 point donation acceptable to reserve your place in the program. ACT NOW! Space is limited!
Remember- unless you're a pro your opinion doesn't mean jack!
Njord's You-Can-Turn-Pro program is not liable for injuries sustained in professional fights. No individual, part, or porition of this program is intended for actual athletic use. This program in no shape, way, or form promises any success as a boxer. The sole use of this program is for entertainment purposes and to become licensed in your state.
) told you to. Some dude comes up to you and goes: "HEy man, you've got potential in this sport, trust me, I know the game."
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