Elroy had a brain injury as a kid. Not wanting to insult him his uppbringers would simply praise every effort made....In 6th grade Elroy proved the earth was flat and that his tinfoil hat could harness special waves that gave him special understanding...his teachers said "good job Elroy."
Years later living in mom's basement he posts on these boards when ma can pay the internet charges. When she can't he assumes the fetal position and stays put. He subsists on a diet of vitamin packs and chips and hits the bag for exerscize with his good friend boxing champ Charlie Z.
Their hero is a fat turd of Utube fame known as the "watermelon man" because he can split a watermelon with one punch....the fact non withstanding that the watermelon man cannot move with a bum knee, back and a weight of over 300 pounds. But as Elroy says...people punch hard enough so they don't have to move now a days! They have evolved.
Years later living in mom's basement he posts on these boards when ma can pay the internet charges. When she can't he assumes the fetal position and stays put. He subsists on a diet of vitamin packs and chips and hits the bag for exerscize with his good friend boxing champ Charlie Z.
Their hero is a fat turd of Utube fame known as the "watermelon man" because he can split a watermelon with one punch....the fact non withstanding that the watermelon man cannot move with a bum knee, back and a weight of over 300 pounds. But as Elroy says...people punch hard enough so they don't have to move now a days! They have evolved.
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