Silly question

[Barn]

**** that ***** lol.

i'd only fight ali or tyson if their hands were tied behind their backs and they were stood in a bucket of cement.

[Barn]

so nobody would take the offer knowing how much those tickets are worth. You jus have to get to end of round 1 with tyson without being disqualified so id low blow tyson twice and charge at him with my head but cover up my ears. With ali i would litterally run, push and hold on when he got near. Remember you dont have to win this fight jus dont get disqualified, its alot of money to turn down and ill allow you to have fixed gloves for tyson and knuckledusters for ali.

lmao @ charging tyson being any sort of strategy.

you're going to run from ali the fastest HW ever and then try to get close enough to grab him without being destroyed.

what songs do you want at your funeral and what is the dress code?

[Anthony342]

Bob's right. Don King would reneg on the deal. I was watching that Klitshko doc recently and Vitali was saying that they saw King playing classical piano when he was trying to sign them and then noticed the music was recorded and he was using some kind of pedal and was not really playing at all, a real con artist. Like that Simpsons episode, where the guys go to a Super Bowl game and find out the teams on the tickets are made up and that the tickets are crackers hehe.

[likeamulekick]

lmao @ charging tyson being any sort of strategy.

you're going to run from ali the fastest HW ever and then try to get close enough to grab him without being destroyed.

what songs do you want at your funeral and what is the dress code?

2 cans of fosters, a pair of ear muffs and a "i hate ****sts and cus damato" tshirt and im ready to go

[SBleeder]

so nobody would take the offer knowing how much those tickets are worth. You jus have to get to end of round 1 with tyson without being disqualified so id low blow tyson twice and charge at him with my head but cover up my ears. With ali i would litterally run, push and hold on when he got near. Remember you dont have to win this fight jus dont get disqualified, its alot of money to turn down and ill allow you to have fixed gloves for tyson and knuckledusters for ali.

Ali vs. Tyson isn't even remotely on my list of "dream fights" so why would I die to make it happen?


I would let Sven Ottke hit me with a jab in order to see Harry Greb fight, but other than that I'll stick to sparring with local guys.

[likeamulekick]

Ali vs. Tyson isn't even remotely on my list of "dream fights" so why would I die to make it happen?


I would let Sven Ottke hit me with a jab in order to see Harry Greb fight, but other than that I'll stick to sparring with local guys.

thinking about it those tickets would probably be worth millions, couple of proffesional bums got in there with tyson for ridiculously less, you would be crazy not to consider it.

[Scott9945]

I would let Sven Ottke hit me with a jab in order to see Harry Greb fight, but other than that I'll stick to sparring with local guys.

That reminds me of when I was making fun of Ottke's power when he was a world champion with about 3 KO's. John Scully (trainer and former contender) told me that he had been in the ring with Ottke, and that he hit harder than I thought. Two days later he KO'd Tony Mundine with one punch.

[Barn]

2 cans of fosters, a pair of ear muffs and a "i hate ****sts and cus damato" tshirt and im ready to go

lmfao

you're going to need something stronger than fosters and i'd personally drink something that didn't taste worse than urine.

[Nagabilly]

Option 1. I'd literally run around the ring for 3 minutes like a p*ssy

[Bodyshot3]

No deal Mr. King.....not in this lifetime, planet or universe.

I'd only share a ring with those two if there was a huge ramp for my Crusader Battle Tank and enough high-explosive shells to flatten the Red Army.

Don would obviously charge me for the ramp, battle tank and shells...so I would remain alive but still owing him money until 2070 and living in abject poverty and become a bitter, damaged and depressed alcoholic.

When you play cards the Devil.....expect an enternity of ****ty deals!