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  • likeamulekick
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    Silly question

    Your aproached by don king, who offers you 3 front row tickets for the dream fight Ali vs tyson held in the madison square garden arena (unlimited supply of beer.) You have to either get to the end of round 1 with Tyson in a 15x15 ring (3 knockdown rule in effect) and any holding will result in the ref turning a blind eye to any cannibalism. OR survive 12 rounds in a bare knuckle fight with Ali in a 20x20 ring in the sahara desert without any shoes (black rubber canvas) but the ref has to get to the count of 20 to end the fight. Or simply.....PASS. What do you choose? Its your choice what you do with the tickets

    edit: your allowed to be bareknuckle for tyson and for ali your given knuckledusters
    Last edited by likeamulekick; 03-07-2013, 12:36 PM.
  • Scott9945
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    #2
    Originally posted by likeamulekick
    Your aproached by don king, who offers you 3 front row tickets for the dream fight Ali vs tyson held in the madison square garden arena (unlimited supply of beer.) You have to either get to the end of round 1 with Tyson in a 15x15 ring (3 knockdown rule in effect) and any holding will result in the ref turning a blind eye to any cannibalism. OR survive 12 rounds in a bare knuckle fight with Ali in a 20x20 ring in the sahara desert without any shoes (black rubber canvas) but the ref has to get to the count of 20 to end the fight. Or simply.....PASS. What do you choose? Its your choice what you do with the tickets
    Ali is 71 and in a wheel chair and I wouldn't let him hit me NOW for any fight tickets. Anyone who says yes to either option is either lying or delusional.

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    • likeamulekick
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      #3
      Originally posted by Scott9945
      Ali is 71 and in a wheel chair and I wouldn't let him hit me NOW for any fight tickets. Anyone who says yes to either option is either lying or delusional.
      i would, id sell the 2 other tickets for about £250,000 each probably alot more and get to watch the fight that the whole world wants to see. I think id go with tyson, would be less long term damage as long as i remember not to grab him. id Just cover up and hope for the best
      Last edited by likeamulekick; 03-06-2013, 08:55 PM.

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      • Scott9945
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        #4
        Originally posted by likeamulekick
        i would, id sell the 2 other tickets for about £250,000 each probably alot more and get to watch the fight that the whole world wants to see. I think id go with tyson, would be less long term damage as long as i remember not to grab him. id Just cover up and hope for the best
        If Tyson really meant you harm you wouldn't be able to enjoy any of those benefits. Seriously.
        Last edited by Scott9945; 03-06-2013, 11:19 PM.

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        • Capaedia
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          Gosh I guess if you put a gun to my head, I might choose both in the same night

          Ali would do away with me in the 1st round, no getting around that, and hopefully he would do it without breaking my skull into a million pieces. I guess that's the preferable option.

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          • IronDanHamza
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            #6
            People really don't understand the difference between a professional boxer and your every day average joe Which is 99% of people on Internet forums.

            These "bums" who Mike Tyson feasted on in the 80's are more dangerous than anyone the majority of us have ever laid our eyes on and would knock almost anyone on these forums out in less than a minute.

            Guy's like MIKE TYSON and MUHAMMAD ALI in their primes would knock anyone out on these forums in less than 5 seconds. Muhammad Ali knocked out Sonny Liston pretty much with a single punch with gloves on. You think any of your average guys is going to last 15 rounds bare knuckles with possibly the greatest Heavyweight to ever wear a pair of gloves?

            The only person who has a slight chance is of course Ray Corso who could well get an SD over Ali over 15 and would dance his way out the first round with Mike.

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            • Boxing Bob
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              #7
              Originally posted by likeamulekick
              Your aproached by don king, who offers you 3 front row tickets for the dream fight Ali vs tyson held in the madison square garden arena (unlimited supply of beer.) You have to either get to the end of round 1 with Tyson in a 15x15 ring (3 knockdown rule in effect) and any holding will result in the ref turning a blind eye to any cannibalism. OR survive 12 rounds in a bare knuckle fight with Ali in a 20x20 ring in the sahara desert without any shoes (black rubber canvas) but the ref has to get to the count of 20 to end the fight. Or simply.....PASS. What do you choose? Its your choice what you do with the tickets
              Which ever one you chose, if you survived, you'd find out King ****ed you and the tickets are fake

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              • likeamulekick
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                my chins held up to guys, over 250 pounds and that was without gloves. They were lean guys, lol had to save my younger brother from a superheavyweight bouncer and the other bouncer sucker punched me perfectly on the side of my jaw, stayed on my feet and i clocked him straight back. Only time i been knocked out were actually guys less than 200 pounds but there were 3 of them, later realised there were another 6 behind me that layed into the back of my head followed by the 3 guys in front kicking me to the head while i was goin down, that wasnt a gd night, i got my vengence though. So i dont think you have to be a proffesional to have a good chin i would jump in happily with 1 of tysons early victims for £200, some of them looked really unfit.

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                • SBleeder
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by IronDanHamza
                  The only person who has a slight chance is of course Ray Corso who could well get an SD over Ali over 15 and would dance his way out the first round with Mike.
                  I was going to say Corso KO1 over both Ali and Tyson.

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                  • likeamulekick
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                    so nobody would take the offer knowing how much those tickets are worth. You jus have to get to end of round 1 with tyson without being disqualified so id low blow tyson twice and charge at him with my head but cover up my ears. With ali i would litterally run, push and hold on when he got near. Remember you dont have to win this fight jus dont get disqualified, its alot of money to turn down and ill allow you to have fixed gloves for tyson and knuckledusters for ali.

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