Originally posted by Mr Mitts
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Hector Camacho was detained at Miami customs for a small (personal) amount of cocaine.
While wearing a shirt with "Macho Man" printed on the front, he kicked the custom officer in the shin and ran out the front door of Miami International Airport on to the street.
Chased down by two officers he danced around as they tried to tackle him. Once officer blew out his own ACL and ended up retired.
So what was Hector's long term plan. To disappear for seven years and then reappear when the statute of limitations ran out? **
Anyway those raised in a ghetto always run. Camacho, or OJ. You always try running first.
Why do you think Tracy Jordan (30 Rock pilot episode) jumps off the yacht and tries to out swim the Coast Guard. (If you know the episode you get the joke, if not, never mind.)
** Digression: Maybe the greatest quote to ever come out of a lawyer's mouth (regarding Camacho injuring the officer:
"You need to understand, his business involves using your hands, and he likes to bounce around a lot."
No shlt, he actually offered that as mitigation for Camacho's behavior.
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