The Hardest Hitting Heavyweight (Pure Power)

[Slugfester]

I've already told you I wasn't offended,nor have I wanted to chastise you.
You were hellbent on having a row with me,despite my attempt to pacify you, well now you have it.
Keyboard warrior talk of roughing me up doesn't impress me ,since I am 75 years old you probably could.
I boxed for the best part of 20 years, in my prime I would slap a ****** **** like you silly, so don't even use those expressions figuratively to me .Now run along you ****ing half wit, you aren't all there.

You are so dumb it is now out stripping imagination. I'll rough you up like I always do for your impertinence. Of course I will use any words I choose to describe a halfwit who admits, "I saw my name mentioned, so I assumed..."

That's right--you assumed, you paranoid ****. You go ahead and apologize for starting this ruckus and I will release you.

The forum must be guffawing as they try to imagine you slapping anything besides your own meat.