Who wins? Wilt the Stilt against Valuev?

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  • billeau2
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    Who wins? Wilt the Stilt against Valuev?

    Two titans... We all know if Wilt wanted, Ali woulda been toast because Dundee woulda trained him and Valuev was a terror. A valuev punch was an exerscize in the devistating effects of physics. Just like the thunder clap of a butterfly's wings, eventually a Tsunami happens. Sure, initially when Valuev threw that puff it didn't look like much... But those waves eventually could knock down Evander the bstard makers house in a century or so... good thing the bank owns it now!

    These two facing off would have been epic... Wilt would come out of the bedroom smelling like, well, the scent of a woman, and he would be ready! Valuev meanwhile would once again shake off the Giagantism that hindered him, and gently puff away at the Stilt. I believe this one goes to the cards and ends in a draw. Wilt would notice a nice robust blonde in the 3rd row and want a quick finish, but the giant Russian would brow beat him...literally attack him with his brow.

    Fans would all rejoice and elect Queenbee the mayor of crazytown where the motto is, "smear feces on the wall, and call it performance art."
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    - -U duncery seems quite conversant on performance art.

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    • JAB5239
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      This fight would never be made because it would be the end of humanity as we know it. If these two titans fought it would end in a double knockout with both hitting the floor at the same time with an impact equal to a million nuclear bombs. The impact would instantly kill anyone within a thousand mile radius and the dust plume sent into the sky would blot out the sun for years killing every living creature, including bacteria in a matter of months. Thank your boxing gods this fight never happened.

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        Originally posted by JAB5239
        This fight would never be made because it would be the end of humanity as we know it. If these two titans fought it would end in a double knockout with both hitting the floor at the same time with an impact equal to a million nuclear bombs. The impact would instantly kill anyone within a thousand mile radius and the dust plume sent into the sky would blot out the sun for years killing every living creature, including bacteria in a matter of months. Thank your boxing gods this fight never happened.
        Thati is why the fight was never made with Ali!

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        • The Old LefHook
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          #5
          Athlete vs non athlete.

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          • JAB5239
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            #6
            Originally posted by The Old LefHook
            Athlete vs non athlete.
            Unstoppable force vs immovable object.

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            • ShoulderRoll
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              #7
              Originally posted by The Old LefHook
              Athlete vs non athlete.
              According to Queenfairy Valuev was a top 5 heavy for ages who challenged the Rocky record, churl.

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              • JAB5239
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                #8
                Originally posted by ShoulderRoll

                According to Queenfairy Valuev was a top 5 heavy for ages who challenged the Rocky record, churl.
                Valuev was a god amongst men.

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                • HOUDINI563
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                  #9
                  Valuev knocks Wilt out within 2 minutes.

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                  • StarshipTrooper
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                    Must fight the urge, must fight the urge to respond.....

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