In the history of Abrahams, where does a certain middleweight from Armenia rank? Let's take a look.
1. Abraham of modern religious fame
Lived 175 years. Got laid a lot. Plays a role in Christianity, Islam and Judaism. His lengthy stay in the history of Abrahams, prolonged time on top (of women) and ability to make an impact in multiple religions makes him #1.
2. Abraham Lincoln
Famed president. Freed slaves. Could sell a fight (see "Address, Gettysburg"). Beat the Confederacy. Alas, toward the end of his career he ended up as a shot fighter. Or just shot. Still #2 on our list.
3. Abe Simpson
Grandpa has been a player in the world of Abrahams for some 20 years, despite being visibly over the hill. No Abraham rocks a fez better than Grandpa Simpson. #3, clearly.
4. Abe Vigoda
Need I say more?
5. Arthur Abraham
No longer as cool now that the Smurfs don't come to the ring with him. Number-two middleweight in the world. Respected fighter, but has a long way to go before he even comes close to supplanting Abe Vigoda.