Hey señor Cricket! Como estas maricon? God, you're seriously in love with me, there is no doubt about it. Do you know that nobody else is reading your cheezy comebacks, so just stop trying to act tough. It's just you and me son, nobody else. But hey, don't be ashamed, you're not the first to back out of a fight with me.. Actually you re the turd (get it?) One guy was even from Montreal, my city. I gave him a meeting place and a time, told him to show up with 2 other guys, cause I would, just in case it was a trap. Not only did he never show up.. he stopped messaging me altogether. Which proves he at least had the decency to swallow his pride and stop pretending. Not like you, Senor Maricon, cause you have no pride. No pride, no balls, no boxing experience, nada. That's why you just can't resist someone who has some, como yo! It all started in your teenage years, and the rejection from the girls.. And you were like ... "but i don't even like girls! Why is that?" But then you saw a video of Bronski beat and you identified with them... at the community pool, the way looking at other boys made you feel" and it all became very clear. You were an unmanly boy! But at school, you were constantly getting pushed around and humiliated because you couldn't hide it anymore, you were just to feminine. But listen, that was then, this is now, you've grown from an unmanly boy into an unmanly man, and yet there might be hope for you after all! If you follow my advice and find a boxing gym, train hard, you'll learn how to defend yourself, and you won,t be as vulnerable. Your confidence will grow and you will feel better. Now i'm not saying you'll become a tough guy, that's out of reach for you, but at least it will be something. Besos chiquita!
Now you’re writing A novel? Condense your thoughts angry man. I’m not reading all that ya goofball virgin weirdo.