Ideas for a boxing nickname for me?

Ross "Bon Apetite" Lamb Bone Apple Tea

I wouldn't think of this at such an early stage. When I first started I just wanted to get stuck in. It's so hard to even get into fighting condition, let alone become somewhat decent at the sport. The gym will literally ignore you for a couple of years. You might not even get a compliment if you think your punches are hard or fast and it seems like you have finesse. You will realise how difficult it is after an hour of training. All the work before you even have your first sparring session is what causes most beginners to drop out. Please keep at it. As you can tell by the responses, everyone has poked fun at you. Some of these replies are from people who have had over 20 years in the sport and they find things like this cringey and hilarious. I thought I'd just tell you about that. Get stuck in lad.

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Some good ones here, mine suggestion is Ross 'Chop' Lamb.

I think I'm going to go with 'The Son of Mary' because then I can walk out to Kirk Franklin Stomp lol. Thanks everyone though! I didn't realize so many names could be made with my surname, guess I'm lucky.

So you've achieved a lot but spend your free time bashing people online over the stupidest of reasons? It seems whenever I respond to you, you reply back instantly with even more garbage, you clearly have too much time on your hands. Assuming you must be injured? Yes okay, well done. Regardless of me seeing your name in the papers (if it does happen) I'll still have the same opinion on you, that you're an idiot, much rather be me, if I make it to professional I certainly won't spend my free time bashing beginners. If you don't like seeing people posting questions on a forum, yes a forum where questions will be an every day occurrence then maybe you should devote your time to doing something else. Yes, you're being told to click the big red X by the new guy here. Not going to waste anymore time on you because unlike you I'm a positive person and honestly, I don't have the time to go back and fourth with you. I'm going to go and do some work outs, you should consider doing the same. Reply to this all you want, you won't be getting a response from me. And just a bit of advice, You can't go through life with your keyboard being your best friend mate, so go and fix your horrible negative attitude :) dont know whats big red X...didnt read rest. get in the gym..and start training if you are being serious. other than that, there are warriors liek urself every other week on here. now go and prove yourself something. not for us. and if you will achieve something - then me, among with other folks will have respect to you. Mr. Straight Hook ) edited: read everything) i've got plenty of time..i get on BS once a month or so, then all the garbage you hear from my mouth, usually pours. it was a night, im back at home, and enjoying this trash. now instead of papers, you can reach me easily and talk to me on camera, you wont be first one buddy) and it aint even embarassing, americans, youngsters can be funny sometimes. pm me for a call

my trainer gave me my nickname, when I was still..green horn. 11-12 y.o and its Gudan.. and I don't brag on public, even though lots of oldies know i compete in pro these days, and been a nobody when i registered here. I aint no Davis, aint no Loma..another 3-4 fights, and you will see my last name in news section. now back to your wet dream.. So you've achieved a lot but spend your free time bashing people online over the stupidest of reasons? It seems whenever I respond to you, you reply back instantly with even more garbage, you clearly have too much time on your hands. Assuming you must be injured? Yes okay, well done. Regardless of me seeing your name in the papers (if it does happen) I'll still have the same opinion on you, that you're an idiot, much rather be me, if I make it to professional I certainly won't spend my free time bashing beginners. If you don't like seeing people posting questions on a forum, yes a forum where questions will be an every day occurrence then maybe you should devote your time to doing something else. Yes, you're being told to click the big red X by the new guy here. Not going to waste anymore time on you because unlike you I'm a positive person and honestly, I don't have the time to go back and fourth with you. I'm going to go and do some work outs, you should consider doing the same. Reply to this all you want, you won't be getting a response from me. And just a bit of advice, You can't go through life with your keyboard being your best friend mate, so go and fix your horrible, negative attitude of yours :)

It’s gotta fit you, you can’t call yourself the anihilator or something and have no KO’s so you’re better off asking someone who knows how you fight. I’m just waiting for one of these journeymen to name themselves the human bag and keep it a buck. Like Bernard "The Executioner" Hopkins with a KO% of 45%

What on earth gives you the right to assume I am pretending to become a boxer LOL. Personally, I think it's you who doesn't train as you probably spend your entire time whinging about everything. If me looking on here for a bit of inspiration for a nickname annoys you along with beginners asking questions then god knows how you would get down to fighting, you're clearly an emotional wreck. A good nickname for you would be 'The Whinger'. You should consider taking it and then everyone in your gym will know why you never get to fight as you're always too busy complaining about everything. my trainer gave me my nickname, when I was still..green horn. 11-12 y.o and its Gudan.. and I don't brag on public, even though lots of oldies know i compete in pro these days, and been pretty much nobody when i registered here. I aint no Davis, aint no Loma..another 3-4 fights, and you will see my last name in news section. now back to your wet dream.. Ross "Straight Hook" James )

Ross "Silence of the" Lamb Ross "The Van Damne of" Lamb Ross "NSB is full of phaggots" Lamb

Usually best going with something that either alliterates or rhymes with one of your names - most commonly your surname. You got anything about your style - heavy handed, swarmer or technician maybe - that could give us something to work with? Ross 'Grand Slam' Lamb maybe - you got a 20,000Lb bomb in them gloves perchance? The reference may be a bit obscure for some though. And Lamb you say... here's an even more obscure one - you ain't got nine fingers by any chance? 'The Boss' is OK too I guess but you'll look like a dick when you lose... well... actually, all the rest of the time too, so maybe steer clear of that one.:lol1: ^^^I want what she's having

Thanks for all the suggestions guys that you've came up with. I think my favorites are Son of Mary, The man with a plan, The Rising lad (which I may change to the rising man) and Son of Rockin. Although with Son of Mary I'll probably get religious nutters finding some reason to ***** about it lol.

wrong. there are wannabees, who pretend more than ever, including yourself. considering that boards have few folks who actually competed, and some on professional level. big difference when you chat with such. so how many nicknames u got on your list so far? let us decide and pick the best one. What on earth gives you the right to assume I am pretending to become a boxer LOL. Personally, I think it's you who doesn't train as you probably spend your entire time whinging about everything. If me looking on here for a bit of inspiration for a nickname annoys you along with beginners asking questions then god knows how you would get down to fighting, you're clearly an emotional wreck. A good nickname for you would be 'The Whinger'. You should consider taking it and then everyone in your gym will know why you never get to fight as you're always too busy complaining about everything.

I'll be adding that one too. Yep.. It'll remind you to rise to the occasion each and every time you compete. Good luck to you, new friend!

Ross "Son of Rockin'" Lamb. Just call yourself S.O.R. for short. Son of Mary :lol1:

"The Sacrificial"...but you better be knocking mufakkas out with this one.

ross " hadda a little" Lamb

Ross "The Carnivore" Lamb Ross "Grass-fed" Lamb Ross "Floats Like a Butterfly, Stings Like a" Lamb

The Silence of the