The UFC needs to know that it will never come close to Boxing.

Can we all come to an agreement that the UFC is OVERRATED. The UFC is essentially two heterosexual men (apparently) engaging in body-to-body contact on the floor, with it being labeled as "grappling" with some groping being mixed in here and there. Both individuals proceed to keep this up until they work up a sweat where they then make an effort to insert one into the other with this being affectionately referred to as "Ground and Pound" by UFC commentators. After reaching a point of satisfaction with his "work" done on his opponent (most often referred to as their lover) he will begin to punish him with an action regarded only as "love taps". The referee will then stop the bout once he's gotten his fill of the action, ultimately awarding the win to the man who asserted himself as the alpha in the fight (otherwise known as a healthy relationship in the mma world). Their biggest stars have to mention the names of retired boxers to gave any sort of media attention, even going as far as to challenge them so that they can get the paychecks that they so greatly desire as opposed to the breadcrumbs being fed to them by their owner and pimp Dana White who successfully extorts them if they do not meet their weekly quota, threatening to initiate his own "Ground and Pound " in the event that such quota is not met. Even though this is the case, why do these extorted fighters constantly have to mention a boxers name in an attempt to belittle the sport.