Bowel movements in the ring

Well my buddy who used to rob banks with nunchucks didn't. Your story reminds me of an old sopranos episode. Mine just happens to be true.

A buddy of mine, who used to rob banks with guns told me that he always had to take a massive dump before a job. My dogs, when they get too excited sometimes pinch a loaf. Check your facts. Well my buddy who used to rob banks with nunchucks didn't. Your story reminds me of an old sopranos episode.

I heard you were the big heavyweight who caught the bodyshot. You heard wrong then :buttkick::boxing:

A buddy of mine, who used to rob banks with guns told me that he always had to take a massive dump before a job. My dogs, when they get too excited sometimes pinch a loaf. Check your facts.

Hey, sometimes $_hit happens

In adrenaline-rush fight-or-flight situations like boxing match, all your sphincters automatically close, autonomic smooth muscles like urinary bladder's wall relax, your bowel movements slow down to the minimum and almost stop, your saliva dries out, and the blood gushes to skeletal muscles, you you would never feel the urgency to pee or po-po. Human body is a miracle, praise goes to the creator, the only one God. this guy knows wassup

Unless you have an upset stomach, adrenaline usually prevents the need or urge to need the toilet.

In adrenaline-rush fight-or-flight situations like boxing match, all your sphincters automatically close, autonomic smooth muscles like urinary bladder's wall relax, your bowel movements slow down to the minimum and almost stop, your saliva dries out, and the blood gushes to skeletal muscles, you would never feel the urgency to pee or po-po. Human body is a miracle, praise goes to the creator, the only one God.

That's terrible bro hopefully the vodka ko'd u. It did but when my wife picked me up at the airport she told me I smelled weird. That **** smell clung to me.

i would throw in the towel rather than risk ****ting my self on camera infront of millions of spectators. Just take the 0-1 on the chin and go take a dump in the locker room. Every fighter should take a **** before a fight, its always better to be safe.

I also have my suspicions on a few fights with strange endings- Duran - SRL 2 DLH - Hopkins Duran even said he had "stomach cramps", plus the guy was a big gainer between fights, so he could have even been using laxatives to make weight. Interesting. Could be. Totally possible.

The story goes in Ft Worth Tx at the State Golden Gloves a few years ago a big heavyweight got caught with a huge body shot next thing we see is a turd drop from his trunks. Ref stop contest & said to guys corner " Pick that up & dispose of it" Cornerman said " No way I'm not touching it" LOL Fighter had to pick it up himself using a paper towel LOL Don't know what the corner did with it but Fighter went on & won the fight I heard you were the big heavyweight who caught the bodyshot.

I remember reading an interview about how Bernard Hopkins had to take a monster s h i t before the Echols fight and that he couldn't go because his hands were already wrapped and his gloves laced up. Thus he stated that was the hardest match up from a physical uncomforting perspective. Just got to find a dedicated enough corner man and be like:

It happens https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFDGWxEdf6Q&feature=youtu.be

Didn't Clottey say he had to take a crap during the Pacquiao fight? Hahaha. Didn't Clottey blame a stomach bug/ bad guts on his loss to Pacman? Not a lot you can do in that situation, half your concentration would be on not dropping an A-bomb in front of millions... I also have my suspicions on a few fights with strange endings- Duran - SRL 2 DLH - Hopkins Duran even said he had "stomach cramps", plus the guy was a big gainer between fights, so he could have even been using laxatives to make weight.

I sat next to this older man, 11 hr non stop flight from LA to Tokyo, he shat his depends undergarments, and I had to smell that rotten guts old man crap for the rest of the flight. He changed them I guess, but it was a nightmare. The stewdess was cool and gave me 5 lil vodka bottles, but that was messed up. The second worst part of it, is a few of the passengers were blaming me for that foul smell. I heard a few Japanese dudes saying that it was me, that I was shameless, and dirty. That's terrible bro hopefully the vodka ko'd u.

Most guys make it a point to not eat a bunch of crap so that they don't walk in with that bloated feeling like when you have to take a shyt. The adrenaline usually does the trick though in make sure you didn't shyt all over the matt after taking a good body shot or something.

the worst thing in the world is having to shlt in the car while driving home. lol Ive shlt off the intestate before. Almost went to jail for it lol. Luckly the cop thought it was funny. http://replygif.net/i/412.gif

Doubt it's true but apparently that's why Duran said no mas

I remember reading an interview about how Bernard Hopkins had to take a monster s h i t before the Echols fight and that he couldn't go because his hands were already wrapped and his gloves laced up. Thus he stated that was the hardest match up from a physical uncomforting perspective.