Reasons why Matthysse Canceled the Tour

Found this over at badlefthook and had a good laugh! :D Enjoy http://www.badlefthook.com/2013/8/5/4591566/garcia-vs-matthysse-lucas-matthysse-cancels-press-tour-danny-garcia Matthysse regrets to decline, but he was already booked to spar with a pack of Alaskan bears during those dates. by El Destruyo on Aug 5, 2013 | 4:03 PM reply Also he doesn't want to accidentally level some buildings during the tour by BackScreenLob on Aug 5, 2013 | 4:13 PM up reply Couldn’t get through airport security with two bazookas attached to his shoulders. by AndrewDM on Aug 5, 2013 | 4:14 PM up reply He actually did attend the press conference, but at a later point one of his punches shattered reality leaving us in a timeline where he couldn’t make it. "I'm not God - but I am something similar." - Roberto Duran "But I tell you what, I'm ready. More ready than Spongebob on his first day at work." - Austin Trout "Have mercy on the Devil, he's a friend of mine." - Dax Riggs by Counterpunch on Aug 5, 2013 | 4:23 PM up reply cylee1180 Matthysse had just come off his victory over: Chuck Norris. "According to all the laws of aerodynamics the bumble-bee should not fly, but the bumble-bee does not know this and so flies anyway." by cylee1180 on Aug 5, 2013 | 4:32 PM up reply By default due to a no show from Norris. According to Norris publicist Norris was found sleeping in bed in fetal position, holding a teddy bear, and with a note that said wake me up when Matthysse retires. by leo_solis on Aug 5, 2013 | 4:45 PM up reply cylee1180 Like you don’t bring a knife to a gun fight, you don’t bring a Norris to a Matthysse fight… "According to all the laws of aerodynamics the bumble-bee should not fly, but the bumble-bee does not know this and so flies anyway." by cylee1180 on Aug 5, 2013 | 5:07 PM up reply Chris Sarda I blame the pineapples. by Chris Sarda on Aug 5, 2013 | 4:28 PM reply cylee1180 Matthysse: “Make me.” Promoters and Garcia looks at the floor *. "According to all the laws of aerodynamics the bumble-bee should not fly, but the bumble-bee does not know this and so flies anyway." by cylee1180 on Aug 5, 2013 | 4:33 PM reply Chicom24 lol.. you guys post crack me up.. i think its best for both fighters so they can really train.. its only a lil more than a month away.. "Be like water- You put it in a tea pot and it becomes the teapot, you put it into a bottle and it becomes the bottle..it can float or in can crash.. so be like water my friend because running water never goes staile.." Bruce Lee by Chicom24 on Aug 5, 2013 | 4:37 PM reply Matthysse was simply making sure the fight takes place. He didn’t want to risk Garcia having a heart attack from getting to close to him during the press tour. by leo_solis on Aug 5, 2013 | 4:47 PM reply

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Exactly. Lucas getting a pass because he is probably number 3 in this forum for biggest nuthuggers. When the fight wasn't signed yet people automatically blamed Garcia.Don't worry, we have a list of ex Margarito and ex Pacquiao fans who jumped ship who won't get a chance to celebrate if Matthysse wins, lmao. They thought that we forgot, lmao.

12y ago

_JSFD26_

Garcia fans still playing victim. I thought that was only for Floyd but apparently it is contagious. Posted from Boxingscene.com App for Android

12y ago

Body_Snatcher

Had Danny went about it like this and said f*ck the tour, I'm busy training, people would have been like he's scared to death of Lucas and didnt wanna see him face to face. Lucas though is getting a pass. IMO it's not that much of a big deal but I know had it been swift who bailed, ya b1tches would have been talking hella sh1t about him being a p*ssy or whatever. Exactly. Lucas getting a pass because he is probably number 3 in this forum for biggest nuthuggers. When the fight wasn't signed yet people automatically blamed Garcia.

12y ago

Frank_Ducketts

Matthyse only has a few emotions. Hungry, Happy and hard work. Danny understands pain, sadness and fear.This is so retarded, lmao.

12y ago

Bigg_Rigg

12y ago

Accountoffline

Oh wow big deal, stop crying b1tches. I don't care if he hasn't decided to come to this press tour, he's probably too busy training in his home country where he is used to his way of doing things. The last thing he wants is a foul mouthed Angel to distract him from his routine. As long as the fight goes ahead I don't give a t()ss. If any fighter pulls out before the big night then I will seriously reconsider my opinion on whoever it is. Cheerio.

12y ago

FromBA

We're not hearing anything about a penalty so obviously Matthysse is on strong ground. Don't they buy PPV's in Venezuela Argentina] too? Or only in Puerto Rico? I assume the tour has been cancelled by the promoters for some reason. It's naive to think another thing. There are not (and there won't be) boxing PPV's in Argentina. Argentinians are willing to pay only if it is soccer.

12y ago

Verstyle

:wtf::eek:

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Mikhnienko

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12y ago

SnakeVen0m

see, why cant we get posters here with that kind of wit? instead we have Frank Ducketts and sh1t Cause people rather have agendas here.

12y ago

_JSFD26_

We're not hearing anything about a penalty so obviously Matthysse is on strong ground. Don't they buy PPV's in Venezuela too? Or only in Puerto Rico? Matthysse is from Argentina... You're on a roll and still going buddy. Posted from Boxingscene.com App for Android

12y ago

JoeKidd

We're not hearing anything about a penalty so obviously Matthysse is on strong ground. Don't they buy PPV's in Venezuela too? Or only in Puerto Rico?

12y ago

FightingWords

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12y ago

CityByTheBay

He's ducking Angel Garcia This literally made me laugh out loud. :fing02:

12y ago

JBell11

I don't know if you guys are aware.. There is a terrorist alert in the United States... Intel points to lucas matthysse mullet... Coisidense not...

12y ago

Bigg_Rigg

You wanna know about fa99ot ass worshippers, check out the butthurt floydiots in this thread(and others). What is their problem with mathysse?:dunno: Lol because he's up next if Lucas can beat Danny n he (Floyd) beats Canelo.

12y ago

DwightMare

After he kills Danny on the undercard, he will be known by 1 million + people. How many go or watch tours compared to that? Not 1 mill that is for sure. While *****es want to see press tours, Matthyse is carving a 1 piece coffin for Danny from a tree he chopped down. I just dont think blowing off the press tour of your first major title fight isnt a smart career move. The press tour is booked apparently. Golden Boy is loosing money. If I were Schaefer I would take it out of his end to teach him a lesson. These fighters want the big fights with the big purses but they dont want to put the work in.

12y ago

junior_gong

I think the Matthysse hype created by his fa990t worshipers here have surpassed that of Manny Pacquiao You wanna know about fa99ot ass worshippers, check out the butthurt floydiots in this thread(and others). What is their problem with mathysse?:dunno:

12y ago

junior_gong

Reason why Matthysse cancelled the tour? Needed to delay a USADA test. /thread Getting your excuses in nice and early, I see.:lol1:

12y ago

Bigg_Rigg

I think the Matthysse hype created by his fa990t worshipers here have surpassed that of Manny Pacquiao

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