Found this over at badlefthook and had a good laugh! :D Enjoy
http://www.badlefthook.com/2013/8/5/4591566/garcia-vs-matthysse-lucas-matthysse-cancels-press-tour-danny-garcia
Matthysse regrets to decline, but he was already booked to spar with a pack of Alaskan bears during those dates.
by El Destruyo on Aug 5, 2013 | 4:03 PM reply
Also he doesn't want to accidentally level some buildings during the tour
by BackScreenLob on Aug 5, 2013 | 4:13 PM up reply
Couldn’t get through airport security with two bazookas attached to his shoulders.
by AndrewDM on Aug 5, 2013 | 4:14 PM up reply
He actually did attend the press conference, but at a later point one of his punches shattered reality leaving us in a timeline where he couldn’t make it.
"I'm not God - but I am something similar." - Roberto Duran
"But I tell you what, I'm ready. More ready than Spongebob on his first day at work." - Austin Trout
"Have mercy on the Devil, he's a friend of mine." - Dax Riggs
by Counterpunch on Aug 5, 2013 | 4:23 PM up reply
cylee1180
Matthysse had just come off his victory over: Chuck Norris.
"According to all the laws of aerodynamics the bumble-bee should not fly, but the bumble-bee does not know this and so flies anyway."
by cylee1180 on Aug 5, 2013 | 4:32 PM up reply
By default due to a no show from Norris.
According to Norris publicist Norris was found sleeping in bed in fetal position, holding a teddy bear, and with a note that said wake me up when Matthysse retires.
by leo_solis on Aug 5, 2013 | 4:45 PM up reply
cylee1180
Like you don’t bring a knife to a gun fight, you don’t bring a Norris to a Matthysse fight…
"According to all the laws of aerodynamics the bumble-bee should not fly, but the bumble-bee does not know this and so flies anyway."
by cylee1180 on Aug 5, 2013 | 5:07 PM up reply
Chris Sarda
I blame the pineapples.
by Chris Sarda on Aug 5, 2013 | 4:28 PM reply
cylee1180
Matthysse: “Make me.” Promoters and Garcia looks at the floor *.
"According to all the laws of aerodynamics the bumble-bee should not fly, but the bumble-bee does not know this and so flies anyway."
by cylee1180 on Aug 5, 2013 | 4:33 PM reply
Chicom24
lol.. you guys post crack me up..
i think its best for both fighters so they can really train.. its only a lil more than a month away..
"Be like water- You put it in a tea pot and it becomes the teapot, you put it into a bottle and it becomes the bottle..it can float or in can crash.. so be like water my friend because running water never goes staile.." Bruce Lee
by Chicom24 on Aug 5, 2013 | 4:37 PM reply
Matthysse was simply making sure the fight takes place. He didn’t want to risk Garcia having a heart attack from getting to close to him during the press tour.
by leo_solis on Aug 5, 2013 | 4:47 PM reply
Exactly. Lucas getting a pass because he is probably number 3 in this forum for biggest nuthuggers. When the fight wasn't signed yet people automatically blamed Garcia.Don't worry, we have a list of ex Margarito and ex Pacquiao fans who jumped ship who won't get a chance to celebrate if Matthysse wins, lmao. They thought that we forgot, lmao.
Had Danny went about it like this and said f*ck the tour, I'm busy training, people would have been like he's scared to death of Lucas and didnt wanna see him face to face. Lucas though is getting a pass. IMO it's not that much of a big deal but I know had it been swift who bailed, ya b1tches would have been talking hella sh1t about him being a p*ssy or whatever.
Exactly. Lucas getting a pass because he is probably number 3 in this forum for biggest nuthuggers. When the fight wasn't signed yet people automatically blamed Garcia.
Had Danny went about it like this and said f*ck the tour, I'm busy training, people would have been like he's scared to death of Lucas and didnt wanna see him face to face. Lucas though is getting a pass. IMO it's not that much of a big deal but I know had it been swift who bailed, ya b1tches would have been talking hella sh1t about him being a p*ssy or whatever.
Oh wow big deal, stop crying b1tches. I don't care if he hasn't decided to come to this press tour, he's probably too busy training in his home country where he is used to his way of doing things. The last thing he wants is a foul mouthed Angel to distract him from his routine. As long as the fight goes ahead I don't give a t()ss. If any fighter pulls out before the big night then I will seriously reconsider my opinion on whoever it is.
Cheerio.
We're not hearing anything about a penalty so obviously Matthysse is on strong ground. Don't they buy PPV's in Venezuela Argentina] too? Or only in Puerto Rico?
I assume the tour has been cancelled by the promoters for some reason. It's naive to think another thing. There are not (and there won't be) boxing PPV's in Argentina. Argentinians are willing to pay only if it is soccer.
We're not hearing anything about a penalty so obviously Matthysse is on strong ground. Don't they buy PPV's in Venezuela too? Or only in Puerto Rico?
Matthysse is from Argentina...
You're on a roll and still going buddy.
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You wanna know about fa99ot ass worshippers, check out the butthurt floydiots in this thread(and others). What is their problem with mathysse?:dunno:
Lol because he's up next if Lucas can beat Danny n he (Floyd) beats Canelo.
After he kills Danny on the undercard, he will be known by 1 million + people.
How many go or watch tours compared to that? Not 1 mill that is for sure.
While *****es want to see press tours, Matthyse is carving a 1 piece coffin for Danny from a tree he chopped down.
I just dont think blowing off the press tour of your first major title fight isnt a smart career move. The press tour is booked apparently. Golden Boy is loosing money. If I were Schaefer I would take it out of his end to teach him a lesson. These fighters want the big fights with the big purses but they dont want to put the work in.
I think the Matthysse hype created by his fa990t worshipers here have surpassed that of Manny Pacquiao
You wanna know about fa99ot ass worshippers, check out the butthurt floydiots in this thread(and others). What is their problem with mathysse?:dunno: