Top 10 Reasons Why Floyd Mayweather, Jr. does not have 'Lin-sanity'

Top 10 Reasons Why Floyd Mayweather, Jr. does not have 'Lin-sanity' by Dennis 'D Source' Guillermo Filipino Sports Examiner http://www.examiner.com/filipino-sports-in-national/top-10-reasons-why-floyd-mayweather-jr-isn-t-sold-on-lin-sanity dSource is on Twitter @dRealSource and Facebook On Wednesday night, The Late Show with David Letterman chimed in on the "Lin-sanity" with their Top 10 Worst Jeremy Lin puns. In the spirit of making light of undefeated boxer Floyd Mayweather's misguided comments against Lin last week, here's my very own Top 10 Reasons Why Floyd Mayweather, Jr. does not have "Lin-sanity". #10 - Because Jeremy Lin has managed to stay undefeated without ducking anybody - not even Kobe. #9 - Because Mayweather thinks Taiwan and the Philippines are the same country and Jeremy Lin reminds him too much of Manny Pacquiao. #8 - Because Mayweather has been losing money betting against Jeremy Lin and the Knicks. #7 - Who needs "Lin-sanity" when you already got insanity? #6 - Jeremy Lin's aunt who owns the Chinatown complex in Las Vegas where Mayweather's gym is located, doubled their rent. #5 - Because Jeremy Lin will meet Manny Pacquiao next week when the boxer visits him at MSG while in New York promoting his next fight, and Las Vegas doesn't have an NBA team. #4 - Because Jeremy Lin is Asian, can ball, and is almost an entire foot taller than him. #3 - Yao Ming once asked for Mayweather's autograph and said, "I'm a big fan. Please sign my ball Muggsy Bogues." #2 - Mayweather had indigestion after eating at a China Buffet. #1 - Because bad guys go to jail and always hate good guys. Writer's Note: This is a spoof. No. Jeremy Lin's aunt does not own the Chinatown complex where The Mayweather Gym is located. This list is purely for amusement. - dSG - Continue reading on Examiner.com Top 10 Reasons Why Floyd Mayweather, Jr. does not have 'Lin-sanity' - National Filipino Sports |http://www.examiner.com/filipino-sports-in-national/top-10-reasons-why-floyd-mayweather-jr-isn-t-sold-on-lin-sanity#ixzz1mflBp0rR