Worst excuse EVER given for losing a fight!

There's a few that can make the top of the list, but I think Roy Jones excuse for losing to Tarver ha s to be the absolute worst. "I lost on purpose so that my father didn't get any credit for a win" "MY SHOULDER HAS A BOO-BOO" - MANNY FRAUDIAO. That's at the ABSOLUTE top of the list. After losing 10 of 12 rounds to a 38 year old fraud with brittle hands that doesn't even like boxing anymore. nothing tops that.

Funny you mentioned that. I always wondered how distracting for a fighter it would be if his opponent had terrible body odor or kept ripping rotten farts. (not saying its a valid reason in Povetkin's case). I remember at my old gym, this guy had such strong, horrific armpit sweat odor you can practically taste it in the air. He cleared one side of the room. I almost gagged a couple of times, I never smelled anything like it. You can tell big Valuev is a rancid bastard. When he decides to hold, an average sized heavyweight's face is going straight into all that sweaty matted chest hair. A ****ing cesspit :puke:

"lucky punch"

Devon Alexander: It Burns! It Burns!!!

Victor Ortiz: I don't deserve to get beaten up like that

Excuses are pointless in general because nobody cares. With that said, some of these excuses sound lame from an outside perspective, but if you've boxed, you know some of them can be a big deal. diarrhea for one or any sort of stomach problems ****s you up. Diarrhea especially because it drains your body of liquids. If you actually feel like you have to shiet WHILE fighting? That's all bad lol. Gloves is another bigger deal than people may realize. Especially if you fight with a punchers glove like Cleto Reyes. Gloves can be the identical oz but have a completely different feel. Some look and feel literally like pillows...others are much more compact and they hurt your opponent more and enable you to punch faster...all while being the same weight. Even though it was after a win...I always liked... "I broke my back..."

Food poisoned by the other camp

"My Lickle Handies Hurt" - Floyd after losing to Castillo

Povetkin said that he performed bad against Huck because Huck smells and Povetkin almost passed out from that stench every time he got close to him.

You took the words out of my mouth. That and socks. WTF? Dont forget he wasnt wearing "Clitoris" gloves :lol1:

It's not the worst, but I'm disappointed in my fellow Matthysse fans who are pretending it was luck, like Danny had nothing to do with the eye closing. Just give him his credit now, because there was too much flinging back and forth for the fanbases to discuss this fight right now. Word!!! :fing02:

David Haye's toe

"That Eye".....Matthysse fans It's not the worst, but I'm disappointed in my fellow Matthysse fans who are pretending it was luck, like Danny had nothing to do with the eye closing. Just give him his credit now, because there was too much flinging back and forth for the fanbases to discuss this fight right now.

"That Eye".....Matthysse fans

"They threatened me..." - Briggs after the Sultan Ibragimov loss. Wlad saying he was poisoned after the Brewster lost was much worse.

"They threatened me..." - Briggs after the Sultan Ibragimov loss.

I broke ma back! MY BACK IS BROKEN! Mike Tyson: My back is broken interviewer" Mike, what kind of back injury is it? Tyson: Spinal! BUAHAHAHAHAHA best **** EVER!! And, he won that fight :lol1:

My shoulder hurts is far and away the dumbest excuse ever given for losing a fight. http://i49.tinypic.com/2hs6xxg.gif Just admit you cant hit the guy and that youd lose to any fighter who isnt old, shot, or fat like Arreola.

Mike Tyson: My back is broken interviewer" Mike, what kind of back injury is it? Tyson: Spinal! BUAHAHAHAHAHA best **** EVER!!

I like Roy, but he's had some of the worst excuses I've ever heard for losing. He also blamed his cutman for getting his ass whooped by calzaghe. http://bleacherreport.com/articles/81542-whats-your-excuse-tonight-roy-will-roy-jones-jr-finally-retire You need to STFU. You've been owned countless times in this thread.