Tell Me About The Time You Beat Someones @ss

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I don't drink. :sad: I respect that discipline

when I was young I can vividly replay every ass beating memory I laid down. But now, every fight you get to youre too drunk to even remember shit I don't drink. :sad:

when I was young I can vividly replay every ass beating memory I laid down. But now, every fight you get to youre too drunk to even remember shit

Well when I was in Middle School I was a very skinny asian kid that didn't know how to fight, I just started watching boxing (Just got done watching the Lennox Lewis-Tyson fight recorded on VHS). Well anyways I was just getting into the classroom from lunch and out of the blue this Mexican kid comes over and slaps me and my glasses fly off. Well I remembered how Lennox Ko'd Tyson so I threw a left jab and a straight right with all I had and he got KO'd and fell to the floor. Got me respect but was useless because I moved to a different school for 8th grade.

please do share. This thread is a good breather after all pac-floyd talk--- im sick of it. heres another street story, well long story short i was walking to my friends house at night and i happen to see a group of guys that i dont get along with, they run up and one of them start talking shit he was in his 20's and im 18, well hes talking shit the other two guys just watch cause they probably thought he could fukk me up, well after a few exchanged words he decides to take a swing and before he could even take a second swing a layed him out with a two punch combo (a straight right and a left hook right on the jaw) while hes laid out on the ground i proceed to beat his bitch ass up and while im doing that his friends jump in and i got jumped,,,,,,,,and its funny cause those guys were getting there hardest punches in and i still didnt fall ahaah.......

man what is wrong with you?? ytf u fighting malnourished kids for? lol pressure. u cant be scared or act scared back home. I was really skinny 2.

After 20 years I may be visiting home for lola's 80th bday. This time ill replicate the scene with my 7 year old. I dont kmow what I would do if I see him get hit. He's an 80 pounder FLOMO who can shoulder roll, clinch and control distance. His power is amazing. He studies every move of Floyd. I know there will be kids there that are more athletic, but Im so confident in his defense and skills. I will post videos.

In Philippines when I was 7 pops bought me pair of gloves. Every afternoon was spar session with squaters (poor kids clogged around our gate) in my front yard. We let them in 1 by 1 entertaining my pops & his friends while they drink. The first few spars I felt bad for my opponent. I was landing power punches at will right at the jaw (no head gears here) so I stopped. It felt very brutal to just land punches when your opponent has no chance. I have no idea how these pros can do it without feeling some guilt.

I have a story, not involving myself, but one of my boys from high school. So the bell rung, and we all entered the hall for passing period. Some of the upperclassmen always gathered by the attendance office, we'd just chill there and talk for a few minutes in between classes. So one of my boys had been fonkin with this dude over some gang related stuff. He claimed 68, other dude claimed 512. So we come out of class and enter the mall area(Basically an open area) by where the attendance office is. My boy had been planning on fighting the dude so he came to school in some sweats and a t-shirt. So the dude he had issues with was talking to some females. My boy goes over there and starts screamin "(enter name) is a b!tch!, (enter name) is a b!itch" in his face, basically calling dude out. Funny thing is, my boy is tiny. Bro is like 5'4-130, and the dude he was fonkin with is like 5'11 or something like that. Anyway, they square up, and my boy hits the dude with some wild imitation of an overhand right. Dude looks startled like he wasn't expected it. Dude recovers and steps forward, my boy loads up and throws that same wild right hand. Then my boy bodies the dude and pushes em up against the side of the office wall and throws in a wild little hook. The other dude never swings back. By this time the police officers had run over to break it up. One of the officers grabbed my friend and restrained him, while the other grabbed the other dude. All of a sudden the other dude thought he had to show out for the crowd that had gathered, and started trying to fight the police and acting crazy. Pretty funny considering everybody thought dude was hard.

:liar:............. Y WOULD I LIE ABOUT THAT I DONT HAVE TO LIE.........:****you:

And i have more street fight stories and plenty of boxing stories..........

Like 3 days ago i fukked up some gangster in the middle of the street he was like in his 30's and im only 18, reason being this gangster guy was trying to start shit with my 16 year old frien im like come on man really a 30 year old fukkin with a 16 year old i mean how pathetic is that???so i took flight on the guy and he quit like a bitch and as we leave the guy tries to run up again after he quits so this time i fukked his gay ass up in the middle of the main street, and once again quits and just leaves ahaah!!!!!!!

Five guys started to pick on my friend outside a bar. I told them to back off or it would be a fight. The guy right in front of me laughed so i hit him with a right hook and he wen't down. Three of the guys jumped at my freind and got him to the ground and started to kick him when he was down and the other guy came at me. I had been drinking for a few hours so my reflexes weren't the best and i got hit with a straight right to the jaw but i was okay. At this point some security guards came and broke up the fight which was pretty lucky cause my freind had taken a few kicks to the head.

Good thread. I'm a nice guy and dont fight :D, but keep coming with the stories.

Entertaining thread.

I was at Blondies (my stomping grounds)on Ftl beach on a Saturday, packed. We were at the bar and a dude comes pushing right through and tried to jump in front of me. I asked him politely (semi politely) to let me go first. Well I guess he thought I was a big pu$$y cuz i kinda look like opie. He said, "**** you ******". I told him he has 3 seconds to get the **** out of the way. He srarted talking abck and I counted, "One.......Two..BLOOM! One punched him before I got to one. he fell into these people and slumped forward towards me, and I got in an uppercut as he fell foreward. That wass all she wrote for buddy and his friends took him out along with his escort from the bouncers.

I fought the Maryland State champion wrestler by mistake. He kicked my ass. But he was the one with the black eye. He just pinned me down. :lol1: I hate wrestlers. My friends and I wrestle and fight from time to time, and one of them happens to wrestle. At least he use to. Can't stand it.

Good stories. Keep it up. :fing02:

Maryland. I moved to a black neighborhood in 1974. i gotta say, in the black neighborhood, even though they were racist against Asians, once you earn their respect, it carries over into the other apartment complexes and no one messes with you. In the suburbs, the neighbors rarely knew each other so no matter how much fight for respect you do, other people still disrespect you. I grew up in South KC. Weren't a ton of Asians where I'm from, just African Americans. Had a ton of problems with people in High School, and you'd think because I was a smaller dude that'd I'd have gotten in a ton of fights. Wasn't the case. Hardly anybody wanted to fight me. Not because I'm some bad-ass dude or anything, but these days, most people are all talk. Most don't fight unless they intend to jump someone.