11/09/2009
Paris, Arkansas (AP) REPORTS:
"After months of contract disputes with promoter Stacy Goodson, Internet Sensation Charlie Zelenoff has reached an agreement to return to the ring. On February 27th, Charlie Zelenoff AKA "Z-Money" AKA "The Unofficial Cash Cow" meets Mark "The Motor City Pole Checker" Messer in Russellville Arkansas. They will be fighting at a catchweight of 150 lbs. for an Interim Trailer Park Strap. It's the most anticipated sporting event between these two Metropolises(LA/Detroit) since The Pistons defeated The Lakers in 5 games to win the 2004 NBA Finals. There are quite a few intangibles, factors and truly intriguing sublots to consider when predicting a winner in this guaranteed FOTW(week) candidate. Can Zelenoff still be effective coming off a DQ round 1 loss and over a year of inactivity? Is he or was he ever not ruined? Will Messer be able to handle the more experienced Zelenoff? Will posting videos of himself shirtless on youtube and dropping F-bombs be enough to offset Zelenoff's 600 Lbs. left hook? Who the f*ck is Mark Messer? The World waits for February 27th, 2010. Available live via the internet on Pay Per View for $9.99."
Whoa I can't wait for this one. Sounds like a helluva matchup. To all who hate TPS or Zelenoff updates, I apologize to you in advance(enjoy a brief break from hating/hugging!). I know there's a TPS section but I thought this was too important to go down there. Videos below to help everyone decide who will win. Poll to follow, Please discuss!
zelenoff is the white version of tupcac and michael jordan combined
Blistering 10 punch combinations?.. Looks like Charlie's fists may have finally caught up to his mouth.
11/09/2009
Paris, Arkansas (AP) REPORTS:
"After months of contract disputes with promoter Stacy Goodson, Internet Sensation Charlie Zelenoff has reached an agreement to return to the ring. On February 27th, Charlie Zelenoff AKA "Z-Money" AKA "The Unofficial Cash Cow" meets Mark "The Motor City Pole Checker" Messer in Russellville Arkansas. They will be fighting at a catchweight of 150 lbs. for an Interim Trailer Park Strap. It's the most anticipated sporting event between these two Metropolises(LA/Detroit) since The Pistons defeated The Lakers in 5 games to win the 2004 NBA Finals. There are quite a few intangibles, factors and truly intriguing sublots to consider when predicting a winner in this guaranteed FOTW(week) candidate. Can Zelenoff still be effective coming off a DQ round 1 loss and over a year of inactivity? Is he or was he ever not ruined? Will Messer be able to handle the more experienced Zelenoff? Will posting videos of himself shirtless on youtube and dropping F-bombs be enough to offset Zelenoff's 600 Lbs. left hook? Who the f*ck is Mark Messer? The World waits for February 27th, 2010. Available live via the internet on Pay Per View for $9.99."
Whoa I can't wait for this one. Sounds like a helluva matchup. To all who hate TPS or Zelenoff updates, I apologize to you in advance(enjoy a brief break from hating/hugging!). I know there's a TPS section but I thought this was too important to go down there. Videos below to help everyone decide who will win. Poll to follow, Please discuss!
zelenoff is the white version of tupcac and michael jordan combined
Perfectly fine Woodside. I only was against the Charlie Z news when there was like 4 threads on the front page of NSB about him.
Good looks on the article.
Who you got in this one?
I agree.. Charlie got a little out of control at one point on here. Honestly I think Charlie wins this fight. I haven't really done my research on Messer but.. He's got no professional experience and with Zelenoff being in training for the last 2 years and once again traveling half way across the country. He's gotta win it.
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Look.. I really like Pacquiao and Cotto(I attended both Pac/Hatton and Cotto/Jennings) but.. The Zelenoff/Messer 24 7 >> Pacquiao/Cotto 24 7 by a close but clear margin. If Cotto made even one of these little clips it would be madness!
Jesus fukking Christ, go on a date with Zelenoff or something. I come on these forums every now and then, and I have to work my way around the Ocean of pacquiao, floyd, and cotto stans, and I am greeted by this? Here is a word of advice, nobody cares about that clown.
I know it's the wrong forum but the TPS basement is buried and with all the straight garbage posted on NSB lately. A bi-yearly Zelenoff update can't be soo bad.
Perfectly fine Woodside. I only was against the Charlie Z news when there was like 4 threads on the front page of NSB about him.
Good looks on the article.
Who you got in this one?
I honestly forgot about the Z train, especially after that skateboarding accident. I'll put any amount of points on Chuck though. Looking forward to the scrap in the trailer park!
Don't forget brief excursions in the military and mixed martial arts.. A goddamn modern day rennaisance man.
Wrong forum, Drew...:gives:
I know it's the wrong forum but the TPS basement is buried and with all the straight garbage posted on NSB lately. A bi-yearly Zelenoff update can't be soo bad.
What the hell is this nonsense???
I'm assuming its some sort of brilliant DW satire. This can't be for real, can it?
No way dude.. I was poking around www.associated press.com.. I was more shocked than you!