Lemme' tell ya' somethin' brother!!!

The brotherhood and I have been sitting back since Saturday listening and reading all of the fallout from BoatboyvsPissBreath regarding where everyone fits into the welterweight rankings. Some of you pathetic little neophytes claim Money Boatbuyer to be the man with the plan and the pythons of doom...others wanna ride the wave of Steroids McPlasterBeater all the way to the bank, JACK!...while some favor Tattoo Slo-mo and his Clubber Lang training mentality (I TRAIN MYSELF, FTW!)...still others believe Mr Fuji and his trainer Freddie The Brain Roachweasel can shit lightning and crap thunder all while eating balut and still knock out Vitali the Phd... Well lemme tell ya somethin, brothers!!! There is only one fair way to settle this b/c there really is no one who truly who can claim they are the straw that stirs the drink at Welterweight, like myself in the rasslin ring...you got one guy w/ WBA belt, another who "should" have both the WBO/IBF if IBF had not stripped that guy with the giant head from the original Outer Limits show before they fought, and two guys who have zero belts but everyone wants to lick their ballsweat...oh, and some schlub named Berto who would get the big leg from any of the four. So what is the easiest solution to this mess? Easy: The first ever Fatal Four Way for the Welterweight Championship of the world! Think about it...BoatvsRoidsvsTattoovsMrFuji in the same ring...last man standing wins. Solves all our problems right there...brother.