Non Stop Boxing rules

1. Leave your brains at the door 2. If you like a fighter they can do nothing wrong. Any losses are to be excused because of illness, cheating, bad officiating, injury or other. Blatant ducking is to be excused by talking about money. 3. If you do not like a fighter then you must hate them. Indifference will not be tolerated. 4. When discussing a fighter you hate (see 3 above) you must never concede any positives. Subrules are listed below: i. The fighter you hate never fought anyone. ii. If the fighter you hate did fight someone of note they were old, past prime or preferably shot, or they were poisoned or the referee was paid off etc. If there is no underlying reason to use to dismiss the achievement then it is mandatory to diminish the record of that name opponent as well. iii. Fighters you hate throw "wide looping punches". iv. Fighters you hate "fight like amateurs" regardless of how they actually fight v. Fighter you hate that are actually obviously skilled are "cowards" and "runners" vi. No matter how much of an atrocious mis-match it would be, no matter how many killers he actually fights, the fighter you hate is always "ducking" the best fighter he doesn't actually fight vii. If the fighter that you hate should lose they are automatically "exposed", regardless of the nature of the loss or caliber of the opponent. You knew all along that they were no good, it just took that opponent to prove it. viii. If you hate an undefeated fighter it's because they were "protected" and were the beneficiary of "robberies" iv. The fighter you hate is either "feather fisted" or an "unskilled brawler". There is no in-between 5. Arguments are to be resolved with ad-hominem attacks and negative karma. The correct response to any disagreement, regardless of how insignificant it is, is to accusing demand how long the target has been watching boxing. It is then customary to accuse them of being an adolescent and make a salacious comment about their mother. 6. Racism is not tolerated. 7. Homophobia is tolerated. 8. Xenophobia is compulsary 9. If you are losing an argument accuse your opponent of racism. 10. Not homophobia or xenophobia. 11. If you concede any point, no matter how minor, then you are a loser. Loser.