Would Nikoli Valuev even feel Ivan Calderons punches?

Very true. Knocking out Valuev is dangerous though. He might kill everyone in and around the ring depending on how he falls (bad joke). I know what you mean though; this IS boxing after all....a sport in which two people punch each other repeatedly. I always like to think of the terrible KO Max Schmelling suffered against Joe Louis, and that he lived almost 100 years mostly in good health with a sharp mind.

Nothing wrong with wishing a 10 count on a fighter. It's not like wishing them dead. Very true. Knocking out Valuev is dangerous though. He might kill everyone in and around the ring depending on how he falls (bad joke). I know what you mean though; this IS boxing after all....a sport in which two people punch each other repeatedly.

Haha yeah it is an interesting image to conjure up though. As far as valuev is concerned I don't wish harm upon boxer but I would love to see him get knocked out sometime just to see what that looks like. I mean....would he fall through the ring? Doesn't seem very likely as valuev has a solid chin the size of a buick. Yeah me to..he has been hurt at times but never knock downed or out.....i think the only ones capable of taking him out are one of the klitckco brothers

Haha yeah it is an interesting image to conjure up though. As far as valuev is concerned I don't wish harm upon boxer but I would love to see him get knocked out sometime just to see what that looks like. I mean....would he fall through the ring? Doesn't seem very likely as valuev has a solid chin the size of a buick. Nothing wrong with wishing a 10 count on a fighter. It's not like wishing them dead.

Funniest thought I ahve had all day.

yeah i see your point........heck my brother is about 160 and 23 years old and hes sleeping so my nephew(3 years old.40 pounds) comes up to him and gives him a good whack and my brother gets pissed lol Haha yeah it is an interesting image to conjure up though. As far as valuev is concerned I don't wish harm upon boxer but I would love to see him get knocked out sometime just to see what that looks like. I mean....would he fall through the ring? Doesn't seem very likely as valuev has a solid chin the size of a buick.

I think after a few rounds of moving away from the giant that ring would start to feel really small to Calderon. yeah no way he beats any heavyweight no matter how slow they are

you think a slow ass jab would catch him? hell no. but to answer your question.mosquito bites. I think after a few rounds of moving away from the giant, that ring would start to feel really small to Calderon.

yeah i see your point........heck my brother is about 160 and 23 years old and hes sleeping so my nephew(3 years old.40 pounds) comes up to him and gives him a good whack and my brother gets pissed lol

Gary coleman was a security guard and i bet he weights more than me.plus hes older than me.....130 pounds Oh ok a bit of a failed analogy I suppose. How aboout if vern troyer caught you with a fresh one? I'd imagine it'd probably still hurt somewhat. I just can't think of an instance where I've been punched by someone who is seriously trying to generate force and I didn't feel anything at all. Calderon catching Valuev with a straight right might not hurt him much...but I'm sure he'd know he was punched in the face.

and i think coleman is some kinda crazy blackbelt too . . . but i think to Nikoli Valuev it'll just feel like some one petting his fur

Gary coleman was a security guard and i bet he weights more than me.plus hes older than me.....130 pounds

If Gary Coleman socked you in the face would you feel it? Probably. Punches generally hurt.

He is way more talented p4p.......lets get serious..........One jab from nikoli to calderon and its lights out for ivan you think a slow ass jab would catch him? hell no. but to answer your question.mosquito bites.

What the hell's the point of this thread? :ugh:

Valuev has balls made out of steel..hes not human

lol..ivan could heabutt his balls Wouldn't that be a ball-butt? lol

lol..ivan could heabutt his balls

He is way more talented p4p.......lets get serious..........One jab from nikoli to calderon and its lights out for ivan

No but Calderon is so much more talented he would probably outpoint him over 12 rounds lol