Do not, and I repeat, do not leave out Carlos Maussa! B-Hop looks like he bit a brick and then threw it at Larry Holmes. Pernell looked like a crackhead. Terry Norris looked like Bobby Brown's slow brother. Tommy Hearns with the soul glo looked like a wet mop, but a badass wet mop. Ugly Mexicans don't make it to PPV, but ugly brothas do all the time.
Ironically, I think Marquez might be one of the better looking fighters, I'm just saying cuz my wife was like, "Oh, he's the cute one" when she seen Rafa Marquez, she knows he's JMM's bro.
Clearly Rafael Marquez is a good looking dude. I don't know who can dispute that.
Another one is Felix Sturm.
Hell, the litmus test for me is not "Would I **** them?", rather... it's "Would I want to look like them?"
Pretty much avoids any accusations of homosexuality.
Would u like to look like Fernando when he's weighing 260?
Haha, not really.
Naw, all-time has to be Tex Cobb. That dude is so ugly Sasquatch stops and takes photos. Rumour has it Cobb is not human but a disguised space alien.
Poet
How could I forget:
http://www.geocities.com/roady66892/one.jpg
This picture of Valuev gives Cobb some competition though:
http://www.stargods.org/TheyLiveNikolaiValuevEyes2.jpg
EDIT: It was posted already. I wonder if it's a photoshop or is it really real? He looks like an alien.
Pavlik and Abraham will never make a People's top 25 list that is for damn sure.
Abraham just looks freakishly weird like Valuev and Pavlik has that same jelly bean head Tarver does. I guess you could call pav the white chocolate milk dud.
Naw, all-time has to be Tex Cobb. That dude is so ugly Sasquatch stops and takes photos. Rumour has it Cobb is not human but a disguised space alien.
Poet
You know, I think this thread is pointless, and a tad silly, and has NOTHING to do with boxing, but you're 100% right. Tex Cobb wasn't just the ugliest boxer, he's the ugliest MAN on the planet.
Let me start with Heavyweight, this one's easy - Nikolai Valuev
I don't get the point of this thread....are you looking for a boyfriend? Who cares whether another guy is ugly or not.
**** all this no homo shit... You can say a guy is ugly without being gay... Clearly. Hell I think you can say a dude is good looking without being gay...
Example: Fernando Vargas. I'd probably give a nut to look like him, because my remaining nut would be working overtime to keep up with all the pussy I would be getting.
Anyway, while watching the reruns of Vazquez-Marquez... It is pretty clear to me that they don't get much less attractive than Israel Vazquez, and it really doesn't help when his face is coming apart at the seams in every fight.
vargas looke like a huge dish vs de la hoya.....no homo :lol1:
All time maybe Tiger Flowers:
http://www.library.nd.edu/rarebooks/exhibits/winkler_boxing/images/Flowers.710-11-78.jpg
http://www.harrygreb.com/tigerflowersone.jpg
Today:
http://www.boxnews.com.ua/photos/293/Nikolai-Valuev86.jpg
Yeah, thats an ugly mother focker.
All time maybe Tiger Flowers:
http://www.library.nd.edu/rarebooks/exhibits/winkler_boxing/images/Flowers.710-11-78.jpg
http://www.harrygreb.com/tigerflowersone.jpg
Today:
http://www.boxnews.com.ua/photos/293/Nikolai-Valuev86.jpg
**** all this no homo shit... You can say a guy is ugly without being gay... Clearly. Hell I think you can say a dude is good looking without being gay...
Example: Fernando Vargas. I'd probably give a nut to look like him, because my remaining nut would be working overtime to keep up with all the pussy I would be getting.
Anyway, while watching the reruns of Vazquez-Marquez... It is pretty clear to me that they don't get much less attractive than Israel Vazquez, and it really doesn't help when his face is coming apart at the seams in every fight.
Would u like to look like Fernando when he's weighing 260?
**** all this no homo shit... You can say a guy is ugly without being gay... Clearly. Hell I think you can say a dude is good looking without being gay...
Example: Fernando Vargas. I'd probably give a nut to look like him, because my remaining nut would be working overtime to keep up with all the pussy I would be getting.
Anyway, while watching the reruns of Vazquez-Marquez... It is pretty clear to me that they don't get much less attractive than Israel Vazquez, and it really doesn't help when his face is coming apart at the seams in every fight.
Ironically, I think Marquez might be one of the better looking fighters, I'm just saying cuz my wife was like, "Oh, he's the cute one" when she seen Rafa Marquez, she knows he's JMM's bro.
**** all this no homo shit... You can say a guy is ugly without being gay... Clearly. Hell I think you can say a dude is good looking without being gay...
Example: Fernando Vargas. I'd probably give a nut to look like him, because my remaining nut would be working overtime to keep up with all the pussy I would be getting.
Anyway, while watching the reruns of Vazquez-Marquez... It is pretty clear to me that they don't get much less attractive than Israel Vazquez, and it really doesn't help when his face is coming apart at the seams in every fight.