You might get a good stab in but hes going to crush you to death lol
yeah.
you're probably right.
stabbing him would just make him angry.
wtf was i thinking?
More like...
Tyson Over Cadillac Kevin, bleeding to death from to much anal
lol...just trying to be funny..this is a joke thread...no one here can take a mike tyson
haa. oh okay.
if i have a knife, i like my chances. i'm not gunna lie.:dead:
Itd be a good fight...til he hit me. Tyson KOs anyone whos ever posted on NSB. I got money sayin Foreman still KOs at least 90% of the posters on here. I would beat Paulie Malignaggi down in the streets tho, real talk.
I bet the black guy in your avatar could knock out the girl in your avatar with a dick slap
Thats drew barrymore init?
And that whip move ur talking about is called a Turkey slap
Obviously some peeps on here havent been punched in the face lol
Its male pride kicking in isnt it.
You could make a thread "anybody think they could get hit by a car at 40mph and get up and walk off"?
and the reply would be "What brand of car first"
I'd bet Mike could knock the average Joe out with a backhanded slap.
I bet the black guy in your avatar could knock out the girl in your avatar with a dick slap