If Michael Jackson was a boxer, would he be considered black?

He would have one of the best shuffles of all time that's for sure, but if he followed up with flurries that would be funny.

:lol1: Maybe he would have created a kiddies Boxingland fun-park instead of his Neverland fun-park (or whatever it was called) where all the young little kids go to play and fight, then afterwards he takes them back to his house to eat cupcakes, drink tea and fight with Bobo, or was it Mojo? That little monkey of his. In the amateurs his four brothers and Michael would have ruled all the divisions until the pro's when he would have come into his own while the brothers all disappeared from sight. Or just became journeymen. Janet could have had a superfight with Laila. uve been thinking about this for a looooooooooooooooooooooooong time havent u lol

Or when he knocks down his opponent whats he gonna say.."Whos bad" :lol1: If Michael Jackson was a boxer then I wouldn't be sending my kids to his gym. Maybe he would have created a kiddies Boxingland fun-park instead of his Neverland fun-park (or whatever it was called) where all the young little kids go to play and fight, then afterwards he takes them back to his house to eat cupcakes, drink tea and fight with Bobo, or was it Mojo? That little monkey of his. In the amateurs his four brothers and Michael would have ruled all the divisions until the pro's when he would have come into his own while the brothers all disappeared from sight. Or just became journeymen. Janet could have had a superfight with Laila.

If Michael Jackson was a boxer then I wouldn't be sending my kids to his gym.

Or when he knocks down his opponent whats he gonna say.."Whos bad"

It don't matter if he's black or white. I could just imagine the press conferences...asking his opponent if they want to be starting something.

:lol1: Take it easy fella. Sadly, it is always difficult to know the tone of a speaker over the computer, but that was meant to be said in a friendly fashion. Rather like how I could have taken the ... ":wtf1: He's five foot ten isn't he? Yeah, I see him starting at 130." ...as a sarcastic comment from you and could be calling you a prick. :fing02: It's the internet though. Unless someone calls me a prick outright, like you did, I imagine that most stuff is said in a normal speaking tone and is not personal. Sorry about that, I admit I took yours in the wrong way. But I didn't mean the WTF in a sarcastic way, I guess it came out wrong. Anyway, I shouldn't have called you a prick, it was OTT.

Yeh, let's say that. Just for me. Prick. :lol1: Take it easy fella. Sadly, it is always difficult to know the tone of a speaker over the computer, but that was meant to be said in a friendly fashion. Rather like how I could have taken the ... ":wtf1: He's five foot ten isn't he? Yeah, I see him starting at 130." ...as a sarcastic comment from you and could be calling you a prick. :fing02: It's the internet though. Unless someone calls me a prick outright, like you did, I imagine that most stuff is said in a normal speaking tone and is not personal.

:lol1: Mate, I wouldn't have a god damned clue how tall he might be. How about we just say he started at WW then. Just for you eh? Yeh, let's say that. Just for me. Prick.

Failed comedians Not failed. Never started. This is called a sarcastic thread to go with all the other f*cking shite that seems to be on this board at the moment. Taking absurdity and stupidity to the next level in the hopes that it goes full circle back to some normality. Unlikely, but hey..... I think we're on the same line of thought just going about it in different ways. So relax eh? :fing02:

He'd have had a decent excuse for all the nose jobs. :lol1: Discuss.QUOTE] LOL...:wtf1: He's 5ft 10 isn't he? Yeh, I see him starting at 130... Mate, I wouldn't have a god damned clue how tall he might be. How about we just say he started at WW then. Just for you eh?

Failed comedians

I am sure he would be in some right Thrillers!

Discuss.QUOTE] LOL...:wtf1: He's 5ft 10 isn't he? Yeh, I see him starting at 130...