Internet Rights to Tye Fields have been bought out!!!!!

New York (BREAKING NEWS- AP) May 1st- NEWSCORP has officially bought all internet rights to Tye Fields for an estimated 1.6 billion dollars; double what Robert Murdoch paid for MYSPACE.COM. When asked why Murdoch paid 1.6 billion dollars he said, “We didn’t over pay we under payed. Tye Fields is the future of the economy and he will bring America out of this economic down fall.” Murdoch also said that MYSPACE.COM has now been put on the back burner and all dedication will go towards the growing network of the Tye Fields Mania. Tye Fields has an estimated 1.32 billion fans on the internet; the same population as China. Tye Fields born Walter Tyeson Fields was not surprised about the announcement and seemed a little upset. “I’m a little upset that Murdoch only paid 1.6 billion dollars. For gods sake I’m 41-1 with 37 knockouts. I’ve demolished the likes of Bruce Selon, Maurice Harris and Sedrek Fields. I beat Chris Koval in 43 seconds!!!! My fan base is the size of China minus the lead poisoning. My track record in and out of the ring proves that I’m worth a lot more.” Tye Fields also noted that he is in talks with OPEC about the never ending rise of gas prices. “I will KNOCK down gas prices and end the war in Iraq personally!!!!” The future is Tye Fields or is it that Tye Fields is the future? We can all breathe a little easier with Tye Fields in our life.