It's Official!

Time to clear the air. http://i26.tinypic.com/2i94l5y.jpg This IS the funniest thing to ever happen during a televised fight. This is not open to debate, it must simply be accepted as fact. Now, for all the haters, I will explain why this is so funny. 1) Irony - It is quite ironic that the self proclaimed "wolf" was bent over and manhandled by a "white boy". For those of you not in the know. Being a "wolf" refers to Hopkins time in prison. In the big house, the wolfs are the guys that go around beating and raping the weaker inmates. Many reporters were shocked when Hopkins said this about rival, Antonio Tarver, “I used to see guys just like him on D-Block. He would have been taking it in the ass everyday.” Hopkins was referring to his past as an inmate at the Graterford Prison in Pennsylvania. Bernard Hopkins spent nearly a decade of his life behind bars at that prison, a prison notorious for inmate violence. From Hopkins’ comment, we can only divulge that Hopkins finds the thought of grown men being sexually violated in their anuses to be humorous or entertaining. Tarver responded by getting in Hopkins’ face and declaring that he would have been able to handle Hopkins in the ring, the street, or even D-Block. The fact that many sources from the prison state that Hopkins got his nicknames “Executioner” and “Soapy”, because of his aggressive sexual activities on D-Block, is disturbing. An old timer from the Graterford Prison that goes by the name of “Crusty An” paints Hopkins as a bullying figure that once beat a prison sparring partner to the verge of death for having refused to toss Hopkins’ salad! For those that don't know what "tossing salad" is, it is a despicable act in which prisoners are forced to lick the anus of other prisoners. These aggressive acts are also common in frat parties and are part of the new "hazing" craze. "We used to call him 'Soapy' because he tried to grab this guy in the shower one time but the guy was all lathered up and slipped away. Executioner couldn’t get a good grip because of the soapsuds. That guy got away but that same night, Executioner caught him and made him toss his salad because he said ain't nobody was gonna make a fool of him." The prison rapist getting raped. Comedy GOLD. 2) "I ain't never gonna let a white boy beat me" - Yes you are. In fact, you are going to let him rape you! Hilarious! The bully becomes the bitch. 3) He dropped to his knees - Honestly, it wouldn't have been half as funny if Hopkins didn't drop to his knees with an "Owe! I just got fucked in the ass" look on his face. That really made the moment. Wrong time to sell a low blow buddy! 4) The sheer hilarity of Calzaghe - Honestly, even if Calzaghe would have done that "Ride 'm Cowboy" motion in the center of the ring I would have died. The fact that he did it with one hand on Hopkins ass, and the other waving in the air just made it classic.