Time to clear the air.
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This IS the funniest thing to ever happen during a televised fight. This is not open to debate, it must simply be accepted as fact.
Now, for all the haters, I will explain why this is so funny.
1) Irony - It is quite ironic that the self proclaimed "wolf" was bent over and manhandled by a "white boy". For those of you not in the know. Being a "wolf" refers to Hopkins time in prison. In the big house, the wolfs are the guys that go around beating and raping the weaker inmates.
Many reporters were shocked when Hopkins said this about rival, Antonio Tarver, “I used to see guys just like him on D-Block. He would have been taking it in the ass everyday.” Hopkins was referring to his past as an inmate at the Graterford Prison in Pennsylvania. Bernard Hopkins spent nearly a decade of his life behind bars at that prison, a prison notorious for inmate violence.
From Hopkins’ comment, we can only divulge that Hopkins finds the thought of grown men being sexually violated in their anuses to be humorous or entertaining. Tarver responded by getting in Hopkins’ face and declaring that he would have been able to handle Hopkins in the ring, the street, or even D-Block. The fact that many sources from the prison state that Hopkins got his nicknames “Executioner” and “Soapy”, because of his aggressive sexual activities on D-Block, is disturbing.
An old timer from the Graterford Prison that goes by the name of “Crusty An” paints Hopkins as a bullying figure that once beat a prison sparring partner to the verge of death for having refused to toss Hopkins’ salad! For those that don't know what "tossing salad" is, it is a despicable act in which prisoners are forced to lick the anus of other prisoners. These aggressive acts are also common in frat parties and are part of the new "hazing" craze.
"We used to call him 'Soapy' because he tried to grab this guy in the shower one time but the guy was all lathered up and slipped away. Executioner couldn’t get a good grip because of the soapsuds. That guy got away but that same night, Executioner caught him and made him toss his salad because he said ain't nobody was gonna make a fool of him."
The prison rapist getting raped. Comedy GOLD.
2) "I ain't never gonna let a white boy beat me" - Yes you are. In fact, you are going to let him rape you! Hilarious! The bully becomes the bitch.
3) He dropped to his knees - Honestly, it wouldn't have been half as funny if Hopkins didn't drop to his knees with an "Owe! I just got fucked in the ass" look on his face. That really made the moment. Wrong time to sell a low blow buddy!
4) The sheer hilarity of Calzaghe - Honestly, even if Calzaghe would have done that "Ride 'm Cowboy" motion in the center of the ring I would have died. The fact that he did it with one hand on Hopkins ass, and the other waving in the air just made it classic.
A pure pwnage post.........
This just in he also wants to fight Roy Jones Jr.......hahahahahahaha
Instead of Pavlik.....Miranda.....Abraham....etc.
So Calzaghe is fighting, and has fought, a guy that is three years older and another that is seven years older whereas Pavlik is now going to fight Hopkins who is close to twenty years older, then Calzaghe who is ten years older. Wow. Amazing. Total 'pwnage'....whatever the hell that means.
Meet Calzaghe's bird.......
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Is Hopkins married.......to a human i mean?
I'd fuck her until she bled...
But really, we know that that is ending. Calzaghe made a fool of Bernard Hopkins... he has no choice but to cheat on her by tossing Hopkins's salad.
I'm just dicking around... get it, "dickin?" ...laughing...
But seriously...it was pretty gay.. Is Calzaghe married? To a woman I mean...
Meet Calzaghe's bird.......
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Is Hopkins married.......to a human i mean?
From Hopkins’ comment, we can only divulge that Hopkins finds the thought of grown men being sexually violated in their anuses to be humorous or entertaining. Tarver responded by getting in Hopkins’ face and declaring that he would have been able to handle Hopkins in the ring, the street, or even D-Block. The fact that many sources from the prison state that Hopkins got his nicknames “Executioner” and “Soapy”, because of his aggressive sexual activities on D-Block, is disturbing......
"We used to call him 'Soapy' because he tried to grab this guy in the shower one time but the guy was all lathered up and slipped away. Executioner couldn’t get a good grip because of the soapsuds. That guy got away but that same night, Executioner caught him and made him toss his salad because he said ain't nobody was gonna make a fool of him."
:lol1: the irony indeed!
And Hopkins made the yanks look like what?
Our bitches? ;)
Like I didn't see that coming from a mile away... At least gaydom was forced on us and not a choice we made of free will...laughin. Fucking homos.
Both of you... shutup. This argument = way stupid.
In the meantime, I'm pretty sure you are making a fool of Bernard Hopkins... enjoy licking his ass as punishment.
And Hopkins made the yanks look like what?
Our bitches? ;)
Like I didn't see that coming from a mile away... At least gaydom was forced on us and not a choice we made of free will...laughin. Fucking homos.
It was funny, but not very sportsman like. The only thing that's official is that Calzaghe just made you Brits look like a bunch of fags.
And Hopkins made the yanks look like what?
Our bitches? ;)
Being white, I have no doubt 90% of the posters here who think that was the funniest thing ever are white boys in their 20's that were offended by Hopkins use of the word "white boy". In actuality, that was the gayest, stupidest thing a 30+ year old man could do in a live fight. Some people never grow up. The fact is, Calz was owned by being KO'd in the first by a 43 year old shell of his old self Hopkins, and never dominated the fight even in the late rounds. What a Joke. He waits until all the champs are over the hill until he gets the balls to come fight them in America. What a looser. Yet he's your hero. LOL!!!!!!!
I'm not white, nor am I in my 20s and I thought it was hilarious considering all of the circumstances.
The fact is, Calz owned by winning the fight and not just one single round.
Time to clear the air.
http://i26.tinypic.com/2i94l5y.jpg
This IS the funniest thing to ever happen during a televised fight. This is not open to debate, it must simply be accepted as fact.
Now, for all the haters, I will explain why this is so funny.
1) Irony - It is quite ironic that the self proclaimed "wolf" was bent over and manhandled by a "white boy". For those of you not in the know. Being a "wolf" refers to Hopkins time in prison. In the big house, the wolfs are the guys that go around beating and raping the weaker inmates.
The prison rapist getting raped. Comedy GOLD.
2) "I ain't never gonna let a white boy beat me" - Yes you are. In fact, you are going to let him rape you! Hilarious! The bully becomes the bitch.
3) He dropped to his knees - Honestly, it wouldn't have been half as funny if Hopkins didn't drop to his knees with an "Owe! I just got fucked in the ass" look on his face. That really made the moment. Wrong time to sell a low blow buddy!
4) The sheer hilarity of Calzaghe - Honestly, even if Calzaghe would have done that "Ride 'm Cowboy" motion in the center of the ring I would have died. The fact that he did it with one hand on Hopkins ass, and the other waving in the air just made it classic.
Alright... the article... literally the funniest thing... ever.
I routinely tell people not to make a fool out of Bernard Hopkins for this very reason.
this is funny. It just is. It would only be funny if done to Hopkins because of his past.
Imagine all the time B-Hops mentioned prison at press conferences Calzaghe was sitting quietly planning a faux ass-raping.
I give Joe man points. lol.
It's almost like Joe low blowed him on purpose, but since Joe didn't low blow him at all, it was all impovisational comedy gold. :banana:
this is funny. It just is. It would only be funny if done to Hopkins because of his past.
Imagine all the time B-Hops mentioned prison at press conferences Calzaghe was sitting quietly planning a faux ass-raping.
I give Joe man points. lol.
:lol1: :rofl:
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