"I don't answer questions from females, unless I've fornicated with 'em. So, you really shouldn't talk.. unless.. you know."
"Listen..... I BROKE my BACK." "Mike, were you really sick?" "I BROKE my BACK!" "What do you mean by that?" "My back is broken." "Well, what part, a vertibrae?" "Uhh.. spinal."
"I've never done anything HE ain't done in the ring. So ask him. WHITE BOY!"
"Rumor has it, you went out clubbing. Is that true?" "That's not true. One evening, I went to a strip club, and have a stripper a lap dance...." "You gave her a lap danc-" "That's just what I do. I like to do what I want..."
"I don't know about numbers , I just know what I can do..... Kill this muthafucka." "You bring a lot fo rage into the ring, does it work for you or agains't you?" "Who cares.. we gonna fight anyway." "Well, for example, it worked against you against Holyfield.." "Well, FUCK YOU. It's a fight, whatever happens, happens." ... "Have a nice fight, Mike." "FUCK OFF!"
What a great guy.