500 reasons you know you watch to much boxing....

When you start doing the Chris Eubank pose in front of any mirror you happen to pass. ... Actually, that might not be so much to do with watching too much boxing as opposed to being a bit gay.

When you break up with your girl because shes" past her prime"

You know you watch too much boxing when... When you constantly call your daughter's pacifier her "mouthpiece" 100. when you think of people you dont like as bums 101. when you start a ten count any time some one falls over 102. your response to criticism is 'ya'll must have forgot' 109. you think about establishing your jab and working the body in street fights 110. you yell 'Break!' at people hugging in public 1- While hitting you girl doggy style you wear a mouth piece 4- While playing a game of b-ball you yell out to the person your guarding that your "defense is impregnable!" 2. Quit your Job, and come back the next day and tell your boss your just came out of retirement. When you see a fly headed your way and you start bobing and weaving. 192. When you root for Rocky Balboa everytime he faces Drago! 201) when you feel your girlfriends boobs and say there firm but there fair 203.) When you refer to sexual intercourse as "sticking and moving". 204.) Whenever someone gives you a hug, you work them to the body like it was a clinch. 209.) After sex you say "no mas" and later complain about stomach cramps. When you're arguing about a fantasy fight with someone on boxingscene then later you tell your girlfriend why you were right! When your kid gets beat up at school, your response is " Keep your guard up " #350 - when you're in the shower you face the shower head, hands pressed against the walls, head down, and let the water roll down your head as you contemplate the imaginary fight you lost. 357..when your girl starts swinging at you and u get into a mayweather shoulder roll. When you're outside you avoid flys/bugs as if you're slipping punches. Occasionally countering them with left hooks. When you land a left hook to the body cus your kid wouldn't throw out the trash! 419. You tell your wife that if she doesnt have dinner ready by 7, you will "eat her children" 489. when u call your travelling relatives journeymen 491. when u call work hours 2-5 in a 9-5 " the championship rounds!" 5. You have no teeth because you tried unsuccessfully to imitate Mayweather's defense in a street fight. When you go for a shit thats scented in the toilet for more then 15 minutes and you call it a Nigel Benn (as his nickname was 'DARK DESTROYER', which in essence so are my shits.) You proposed to your chick at the Philadelphia Zoo.... THESE WERE THE BEST!!!!!!!!! :lol1::lol1: http://i423.photobucket.com/albums/pp312/anonymousboxing/welters2-1.gif

when you come to boxingscene while you wait for the porn to fully load so the bufferin doesn't interrupt you.

When you wake up with the biggest hard on after dreaming of Bernard Hopkins.

u point out flaws in the fighters in rocky movies(lots of people do it) Btw, Rocky's style is very similar to John Duddy's when he shuffles toward his opponent hands just low enough that every punch against him will land square on the chin.

when you hit "b" on the keyboard on any of the 20 computers at work an boxinscene.com comes up automatically in each one lol When you mistake atheletes from other sports with boxing names. I play fantasy basketball and Jermaine O'neil always gets called Jermaine Taylor and Nate Robinson is always Nate Cambell. Occasionally I'll go deep into a conversation well aware of who each player actually is but unconsciously using the wrong name before someone says Nate Cambell is not on the Knicks. Same happens with baseball and football.

u point out flaws in the fighters in rocky movies(lots of people do it) How bout the fact that you think it's ridiculous that in Rocky 4 they don't count several knockdowns.. There is a point when Drago drops Rocky and Rock gets right back up and throws punches and there is no count..

when you hit "b" on the keyboard on any of the 20 computers at work an boxinscene.com comes up automatically in each one lol

When you go to a 5-star restaurant and you don't feel satisfied with the food, you call the cooking staff a bunch of HYPEJOBS.

You proposed to your chick at the Philadelphia Zoo... hardcore fans know what I mean. did you do it in the winter in front of a White Tiger? haha did this ever actually reach 500? or did that happen a long time ago?

These are just a few that apply to me: When you're sleepy and tired at work, you go into the bathroom and shadowbox for a little bit to hype yourself up. When you go to Vegas on the weekend of a big fight, you want to stay in the casino where the fight is taking place just so you can get one of those promo hotel room keycards with the fight poster on it. (I gotta get my collection started on these) You have Enzo Calzaghe pipe dreams of getting your kid into boxing as soon as he gets old enough. You bought a Lonsdale hoodie on ebay. You have Roy Jones songs on your MP3 list AND you have a mix CD of just ring entrance songs of your favorite boxers. You always defend Mike Tyson when other people (who don't know wtf they're talking about) talk shit about him. Also you mention his underrated technique and awesome head movement to non-boxing fans who only know him as a knockout artist. You've shown your friends all the good highlight videos on youtube of your favorite fighters.

u point out flaws in the fighters in rocky movies(lots of people do it)

when u start taking punches when ur shadow boxing lol

You start taking on the bad habits of certain fighters....for instance I now keep looking at my feet all the time.. ;)

You proposed to your chick at the Philadelphia Zoo... hardcore fans know what I mean.

When you fall down in public you need to give yourself a 10 count

you think hopkins and roy will win there next fight

...when you think youll be a hero by running into a lampost and getting yourself knocked out.

Skills made a CLASSIC thread with this shit, I'm happy to have contributed to it. Greatest of All Time? http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4724