Would you pay 40$ to see Tyson fight a gorilla?

Stop with this Tyson fighting a gorilla. The real question is: Would you pay $40 to watch Tyson get ripped apart by a gorilla? The end.

1)I don’t think Tyson is broke. He’s doing fine. 2)Yes I would, but I’d advise against it. I like Tyson and don’t want him to die. I’d rather see his tiger back in the day go heads up with the Gorilla.

I think posters on here are underestimating Peters uglyness . Blood shot red eyes dripping sweat . Ready to take your head off with a winging left hook and mumble some random B.S to the announcer when it's all over.

Why would I? I prefer Budweiser, but only after the fight. Champagne would do too, that is what we do in Canada. We have it after the competition. Are you a Mexican? You can always pretend to be a homer-sexual (I mean Homer-Simpsons-Fan) then get the aid to come to our Canadian universities. One of them is called McGill, and their translation department call it The Harvard of the North, this is where Charlie Peter North Z. wanted to pursue his bouncer career. If you are a GSP fan, then we have a problem. I prefer boxing and I can fight anywhere in-between 70kg to 95kg. Even 168pounds could be doable. Bruuhh wat are talking abour lmao Lol ....COMFIRMED LOL JK

A gorilla, lol, this would be a prime Faces of Death video of a large human being ripped apart by an angry silver back gorilla. It is a Sweet Science, I like it, it is the purest form of work-out and more interesting than swimming to watch. Please refer to the Marquess of Queensberry Rules and to page 1 of this thread to learn more about the New Rules for this fight. My money is on Peter. The Gorilla would get tired and run away if Mike is there as the referee.

A gorilla, lol, this would be a prime Faces of Death video of a large human being ripped apart by an angry silver back gorilla.

How about a three way match ? Gorilla - Tyson - Sam Peter With Tyson as the referee, sure. My bet would be on Peter, this guy never gave up. :boxing:

How about a three way match ? Gorilla - Tyson - Sam Peter

OP reminds me that the average troll in 2007 was a more entertaining troll then the 2019 trolls. The trolling arts are becoming a lost art. A troll? Are you a happy(gay) boxing fan? If so, it would be easy for you to make the transition into the MMA scene in Quebec, Canada. You could pretend to be a happy-Homer-Simpsons-fan then get the aide aux hautes institutions and work for the McGill Private Sector Blood Bank. All Charlie Z. wanted to do was to come to Quebec to be a DJ after the Pascal vs. Hopkins fight, then he got kicked out of his favorite strip club. The Canadian Liberals are angry when it comes to Budweiser vs Molson.

This................... Hello Mr. Viper, as I was saying, during the September 11 Crisis, a small chimp (110-120 pounds model, so we are talking anything between 50-55kg) stole my wallet in Indonesia. Then it bitted my finger, as I was chasing it. I never found neither the chimp, nor the wallet :damnit1::boxing: But I kept my bottle of water and went throughout the day for my proposal.

OP reminds me that the average troll in 2007 was a more entertaining troll then the 2019 trolls. The trolling arts are becoming a lost art. This...................

James Toney looks like a gorilla, maybe Tyson could fight him (in a non-sanctioned matchup, since they're both banned). My money would be on Toney, Tyson is now a cruiserweight, but Toney never gave up. :boxing:

Cool.... I need confirmation that u smoke crack first Why would I? I prefer Budweiser, but only after the fight. Champagne would do too, that is what we do in Canada. We have it after the competition. Are you a Mexican? You can always pretend to be a homer-sexual (I mean Homer-Simpsons-Fan) then get the aid to come to our Canadian universities. One of them is called McGill, and their translation department call it The Harvard of the North, this is where Charlie Peter North Z. wanted to pursue his bouncer career. If you are a GSP fan, then we have a problem. I prefer boxing and I can fight anywhere in-between 70kg to 95kg. Even 168pounds could be doable.

Perfect! I am a Cruiserweight and I am more than willing to fight. Are you able to show up in Belfast to arrange the fight or would you prefer to have it done on an Indian Reservation in the USA. Both options are good to me as I can easily drink a lot of Bud and make the 201 pounds division. Any gorilla, weighthing from 330-380 is fine, as long as the ring is 24x24 and the gorilla must have a muzzle, because the teeth bite ala Holyfield would be a problem if it gets angry from my superior Catskills footwork. :boxing: Cool.... I need confirmation that u smoke crack first

I would pay 40 to watch a crackhead fight a gorilla Perfect! I am a Cruiserweight and I am more than willing to fight. Are you able to show up in Belfast to arrange the fight or would you prefer to have it done on an Indian Reservation in the USA. Both options are good to me as I can easily drink a lot of Bud and make the 201 pounds division. Any gorilla, weighthing from 330-380 is fine, as long as the ring is 24x24 and the gorilla must have a muzzle, because the teeth bite ala Holyfield would be a problem if it gets angry from my superior Catskills footwork. :boxing:

I would pay 40 to watch a crackhead fight a gorilla

Well, even if Mike's safety is "ensured", I still wouldn't be a big fan of using animals for fighting entertainment... Nonetheless, I would lie if I claimed that I wouldn't watch it, even if I wouldn't want it to happen. why do people want to see Tyson fight his brother?? I think the Americans have given up on this idea, but North Belfast Arena could pack a few thousand fans to watch any boxer fight a gorilla.:boxing: Why, do you ask, well if the money is there, why not...You also eat pork and chicken and beef do you, I would not mind to eat gorilla meat or horse meat. The chimps already stole my wallet while I was having a Bud, and I want it back Brexit or not. :stickp4::burnout:

I'd pay..but the gorilla would kill mike tyson. Most wild animals because of the way their skulls and brains are , they are basically impossible to "knock out" They said the same thing about Chuvalo, but he was stopped by Foreman. They said the same thing about Hagler, but he lost a decision to Sugar Ray. I think Tyson superior boxing skills, and his efficient Bob and Weave would allow him to win a decision.

I’d most definitely pay the 40$ to see that gorilla eff Tyson Fury from behind, with no kiss, ky, or flowers. Then listen to Tyson sing about it afterwards...lmao I think we're talking about a different Tyson. But Tyson Fury vs a Gorilla would also be interesting. Fury doesn't have the speed and punching power of Mike Tyson, but his size would be helpful. Plus, he's one of the only boxer that would be crazy enough to accept this fight.

I'd pay..but the gorilla would kill mike tyson. Most wild animals because of the way their skulls and brains are , they are basically impossible to "knock out"