Mike Tyson wanted to fight a gorilla

:banghead: Brit hometown delusion on full display once again lol Fury has beaten Wladimir Klitschko and Deontay Wilder, who has the gorilla ever beaten? :boxing::boxing:

The Gorilla would knock Mike spark out but i think Fury would give it a boxing lesson. You can't hurt what you can't hit and the Gypsy King would have the gorilla hitting air all night. :banghead: Brit hometown delusion on full display once again lol

I went and checked. Depending on the website a gorilla is rated either below or above sharks. Safe to say a gorilla would make a mess of anyone they bite. Oh definitely and they would break Tyson in half with raw strength

The Gorilla would knock Mike spark out but i think Fury would give it a boxing lesson. You can't hurt what you can't hit and the Gypsy King would have the gorilla hitting air all night.

I would have to see the data on that one lol but Tyson would have gotten destroyed. The gorilla would have thought he was f u cking around n sh i t I went and checked. Depending on the website a gorilla is rated either below or above sharks. Safe to say a gorilla would make a mess of anyone they bite.

Yeah but your forgetting that back then that Tyson was the baddest man on the planet . Everyone feared him including the gorilla . When Tyson would be stalking the gorilla bobbing and weaving behind his jab. The gorilla would be terrified of Tyson . and when Tyson would hit him he would of never felt anything like his power. One of Tyson's right hands to the gorillas temple and the gorilla would be out cold. He wouldn't be able to get up for a week. Hahahahahahahaha it just gets better!

goirillas are not over 8 feet tall . There are only about 5 foot . If mike bobbed and weaved and use lots of headmovement he could evade a gorillas ponderous blows . Then he could attack the gorillas rib cage and take his legs out then he could attack upstairs and finish him off . Gorrilas dont have boxing skills you know . Hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha say what.

World class HW fighter or not, you're essentially a 9 year old girl vs a gorilla.

A Gorilla's bite force is more than a shark's. I would have to see the data on that one lol but Tyson would have gotten destroyed. The gorilla would have thought he was f u cking around n sh i t

A gorilla has roughly 4 times the strength of an average man. Mike Tyson would have likely died had he been allowed to fight an adult gorilla. The Zookeeper saved that idiots life.

A Gorilla's bite force is more than a shark's.

the sheer dong blowning of mike tyson by catskills is disturbing... mike couldnt reach douglas let alone a gorilla the only person i'd ever think to put agianst a gorilla in terms of power would be foreman and thats so faaaar fetched that i'd never consider it ever Oh, I thought I was the only one. I read a few lines and replied on what will happen with either gorilla or tiger then I went back to read the whole thread page by page. I'll tell you, the man was beginning to worry me. Tyson landed flush on Holyfield several times on the head and didn't do much harm. Smh!

Just to add to what I posted, a playing matured tiger swiping at a ball had 1,500lbs of force. Tyson's little tiger wa not trying to hurt him yet it rocked him in different directions just by leaning on him. A matured tiger angry as hell will probably pack 3,000 lbs of force with one swipe. Even without the claws, that is already more than the hardest hitting heavy weight puncher without gloves. Those tigers can take those swipes over and over without feeling much, they swipe at themselves all day yet you don't hear of a broken jaw or even pulled teeth. Then you add the claws and teeth, prime Tyson at his absolute best and angriest mode won't stand a chance with a wild matured tiger. Another fight over in seconds. Enough with the Tyson god-like status. He couldn't even KO Holyfield and he hit him flush several times to the head.

Yeah but your forgetting that back then that Tyson was the baddest man on the planet . Everyone feared him including the gorilla . When Tyson would be stalking the gorilla bobbing and weaving behind his jab. The gorilla would be terrified of Tyson . and when Tyson would hit him he would of never felt anything like his power. One of Tyson's right hands to the gorillas temple and the gorilla would be out cold. He wouldn't be able to get up for a week. So you're saying that he wasn't just the baddest man on the planet but also the baddest mammal on the planet?

Yeah but your forgetting that back then that Tyson was the baddest man on the planet . Everyone feared him including the gorilla . Gorilla wanted to be the last one to be introduced by Buffer. And also wanted to be the first name mentioned in all the promos.

yeah but if mike hit the gorilla first?. If he hits the gorilla first, as a living creature it would have felt pain but nothing like a man would feel, no KO or weakness. Painful enough to anger the gorilla fully and off goes Tyson's head while his lifeless body is trashed around the cage. Can Tyson uproot a tree from it's root? A Gorilla can easily do that, the same we we pluck berries. A silver back gorilla is as strong as 15 men. When you add the wild instinct of survival and fighting to it, you can easily count 30+ men cuz it will fight like hell. A suitable comparison will be fighting a man whose brain is completely fried on drugs, a man capable of cutting his wrist off and using only what's left of the limbs to throw a vicious punch - and that man is super powerful. Add fangs, low center of gravity, weight, a thick muscled skeleton, body and head. It's a fight lost within seconds. Even with all that, a gorilla can run as fast as Usain Bolt and probably 10x the distance so it has the stamina to fight for as long as it takes with insane speed and agility. No amount of movement from Tyson or any quick feet boxer will work in evading it. Tyson would have died a horrific quick death even if he threw the first 10 punches flush on the gorilla's jaw.

So you think Tyson would KO a 450 lb silverback that can lift itself up a tree with one arm? Even he didn't ko the gorilla with his first punch . The gorilla has no boxing training so he would have no accuracy with his punches. So the gorilla would be at a huge disadvantage and Tyson would capitalise with his advantage in speed and power.

. Yeah but Tyson would have the gorilla out cold with one punch. And even if the gorilla was still conscious he would be on the ground quivering in fear of Tyson's power. So you think Tyson would KO a 450 lb silverback that can lift itself up a tree with one arm?

At one time there used to be bars around the country where you could wrestle a bear or gorilla. There would be a dude standing by with a rifle in the event the animal lost control. I recall an instance where some drunk wanted to impress his buddies and slugged a gorilla sending it to the floor hurt. The owner of the establishment was livid. He pulled the guy aside and explained to him that he just ruined the gorilla and cost the guy a lot of money, because the gorilla will no longer trust humans and likely kill one next time. He then offers the guy a choice to either take his beating from the owner or get back in the cage with the gorilla. Tyson could likely hurt the gorilla. But once that silverback regains his senses Tyson would have been torn limb from limb. Gorillas havefreakish strength.. Yeah but Tyson would have the gorilla out cold with one punch. And even if the gorilla was still conscious he would be on the ground quivering in fear of Tyson's power.

tyson would easily ko a blackback, however a silverback might win via ud