I know there've been tons of threads on this already, but... which would you do if you were Andrew "Six Heads" Lewis and had to go to the bathroom in a fight you were winning handily? Would you quit before you soiled yourself in public, or would you soil yourself in public?
Quit or shit? It's the "tastes great/less filling" debate of 2006.
I'd rather shit than quit.Quitting in a fight is probably the most pathetic thing a fighter can do unless it's a real injury.I think I can hold it until the end of the fight.Plus he was winning no way I would quit in a fight I was winning.
id clinch the guy then let it rip
then wipe some of the shit on my gloves and my opponent would be terrified of being hit
imagine if he got hit and shit went flying onto the people in the front row
when the shit hit the fan suddenly takes a new more literal meaning
Have any of you fu ckin moron heard of diariah? You realy think if he only had to drop a Duece he couldn't hold it?
MF was probably like man its comming out no matter what??? This was in africa right...from a milkshake...its was probably tainted monkey milk or something. Dudecould you imagine full-force diariah comming out on the ring :puke:
Id quit in a sec and go take care of my biznuzz :Flush:
dude i've worked construction for 6 hours 9 hours includeing road time and managed to hold it for 4-5 of those hours ...im sure they can flipin manage lmao
never "hoid" of it
In all of my 40 years or more as a boxing fan I've never heard of a fighter quitting in the middle of a fight because of the call of nature. That's surprising because some fights in boxing history have taken an hour or more, anything 15 rounds or longer. In the old days of 15 round fights, if you include introductions, directions from the referee, etc., a guy could be hanging around in the ring for close to an hour and a half since he last relieved himself. You can't tell me that nobody before this has had this type of problem!
Anyway, it makes me wonder whether there ought to be a special circumstance rule that allows a fighter 1 bathroom break during a fight. They do such things in tennis and similar sports, so why not boxing? Of course that could be opening a can of worms. A fighter in trouble could take a phony bathroom break in order to clear his head, or else some other type of monkey business could happen in the bathroom. I need to think about it a little longer.
.....He should have just casualy pinched it out in the spit bucket when he went back to the corner one time. He could have told his boys to hold up some towels. Someone could have run the bucket back and dumped the crap and he could have continued on. Hell, they could have used one of the towels to give him a quick wip off as well. Like a french biday or something. They could have shot a little water up there for cleanoff, used a towel, and sent him back out there.
Correct answer.
I don't know if this is legal and all, but I think I'd go for it if I felt the urgent call of nature looming.
simple
tell ur corner
grab a towel
and a bucket
then take a shit inbetween rounds
thats when u learn who in ur corners there for u
and whos just in it for money
the guy holden the towel
in it for the money
the guy wipen ur ass for u
hes one of your best friends
no thanks, further more I dont think I could do all that in a minute after having to pull down my belt, shit, have my "best friends" wipe my ass, pull up the shorts, get up and fight. I dont think it's possible, I mean if you can some how get all geared up, have 4/5 of your team around you and hold towels, while you take a shit "in a bucket", then have your "so called" bestfriend proceed to wipe your ass when you finished, and then have that guy pull up your pants in under a minute shit man I'll go pro and do that for you my first fight then retire, my word. But I need proof none of this "I did it, I did it crap" I want proof!
Yeah so anyway, I would shit my pants if it was for a mil and set me up still for another how ever many mil in future fights. Just think though I'd be known everywhere, I could bring back boxing I tell ya just by shitting myself! Having the people watch just to see if I do it again sort of like they do with Arturo Gatti accept I'm like for shitting you see?
I wonder though if instead it would be hyped up for the other guy as being someone who hits that hard and knocks the shit out of ya and then that bum gets a good reputation for being a so called "Power Puncher" and your stuck with just being the guy who shit himself in the ring?
simple
tell ur corner
grab a towel
and a bucket
then take a shit inbetween rounds
thats when u learn who in ur corners there for u
and whos just in it for money
the guy holden the towel
in it for the money
the guy wipen ur ass for u
hes one of your best friends
i know one thing if anyone knows about bobby chacon they'd know he would shit himself to stay in the ring haha
the day his wife killed herself he fought haha thats a fucking warrior!
believe it or not. when i take a shit sometimes i think about that. i almost shited on my self in a folk style high school wrestling match. boy that would of sucked especially when seeing it threw the singlets :eek:
i would quit so people wont remeber me as the guy who shited in middle of the ring :D
and who is going to clean that?1?!?! :mad: :D
but u will be remembered as the guy that didnt get the million dollar deal on his next fight cause since he left it was ruled as a lose :cool:
.....He should have just casualy pinched it out in the spit bucket when he went back to the corner one time. He could have told his boys to hold up some towels. Someone could have run the bucket back and dumped the crap and he could have continued on. Hell, they could have used one of the towels to give him a quick wip off as well. Like a french biday or something. They could have shot a little water up there for cleanoff, used a towel, and sent him back out there.
funniest thing i've heard all day!
his cutman could have even given him a shot of water on the ass just like those fucking toilets overseas do.
.....He should have just casualy pinched it out in the spit bucket when he went back to the corner one time. He could have told his boys to hold up some towels. Someone could have run the bucket back and dumped the crap and he could have continued on. Hell, they could have used one of the towels to give him a quick wip off as well. Like a french biday or something. They could have shot a little water up there for cleanoff, used a towel, and sent him back out there.
:rofl: Headlines the next day: Unknown Beats the Shit out of Six-Heads Lewis!!
.....He should have just casualy pinched it out in the spit bucket when he went back to the corner one time. He could have told his boys to hold up some towels. Someone could have run the bucket back and dumped the crap and he could have continued on. Hell, they could have used one of the towels to give him a quick wip off as well. Like a french biday or something. They could have shot a little water up there for cleanoff, used a towel, and sent him back out there.
You kidding me?
They withheld Six head's fucking paycheck. You had better believe I'd shit my pants for them figures, and even at that......It wasn't a really major fight to begin with.
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