Limey Lang

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that said i did knock out one of makavelli's homegirls with one punch one time.

the ***** flew.

Lulz, props. :wank:

[Left Hook Tua]

Lulz, props. :wank:

she was a big chinese *****. probably around 5'9 plus she was wearing heels so she towered over me by a good 4-5 inches.

just like the real david tua , height and reach disadvantages are not a problem.


stupid ***** was socking my homeboys up.

my homeboys were too nice to hit a girl. i have no such issues when it's a girl i don't know.

i cheapshotted her too. ***** never saw it coming.

she was laid out and her homegirl tried to help her up and she started punching her friend.

[Left Hook Tua]

ever strangled a girl during sex, Tua?

not into the rough stuff , mate.

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she was a big chinese *****. probably around 5'9 plus she was wearing heels so she towered over me by a good 4-5 inches.

just like the real david tua , height and reach disadvantages are not a problem.


stupid ***** was socking my homeboys up.

my homeboys were too nice to hit a girl. i have no such issues when it's a girl i don't know.

i cheapshotted her too. ***** never saw it coming.

she was laid out and her homegirl tried to help her up and she started punching her friend.

LULZ, Miranda Kerr is 5'9.

[Left Hook Tua]

LULZ, Miranda Kerr is 5'9.

who's miranda kerr?

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who's miranda kerr?

Supa Model..

[Left Hook Tua]

Supa Model..

oh. i don't know much about the new super models.

when i was a kid i knew the names of all the supermodels.

rachel hunter , cindy crawford , paulina poriskova , nikki taylor , linda evangelista , christie brinkley , elle mcphereson......

:wank:

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oh. i don't know much about the new super models.

when i was a kid i knew the names of all the supermodels.

rachel hunter , cindy crawford , paulina poriskova , nikki taylor , linda evangelista , christie brinkley , elle mcphereson......

:wank:

Never heard of 'em.

[Left Hook Tua]

Never heard of 'em.

better than any of these bitches now.


and i'm talking about the 40-50 yr. old them against the current ones......

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Haha, right..