Limey Lang

[Southpaw Stinger]

Just washed down 2 Valium with a can.

Life is good.

I had a tic tac the other day with Jack D. Interesting experience, so it was.

[Oasis_Lad]

I had a tic tac the other day with Jack D. Interesting experience, so it was.

Will you be doing it again, babes?

[Southpaw Stinger]

Will you be doing it again, babes?

I don't think so darling. The two conflicted taste wise. I'll stick to Jack D by it's sexy self from now on.

[Oasis_Lad]

Wise move.

Only 6 cans left, darling.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Wise move.

Only 6 cans left, darling.

Count yerself lucky, babes. Four left and I'm all out of kettle crisps. What a bleedin' liberty.

[Oasis_Lad]

I've went right off crisps. Can't even look at the ****ers now without me stomach doing somersaults.

[Southpaw Stinger]

I've went right off crisps. Can't even look at the ****ers now without me stomach doing somersaults.

Sorry to hear that Laddie. A bloke needs his crips, so he does. Hope yer can give em' a second chance one day, babes. As long as yer still like yer chinese and Indian delights you'll be fine, so you will.

[Oasis_Lad]

Sorry to hear that Laddie. A bloke needs his crips, so he does. Hope yer can give em' a second chance one day, babes. As long as yer still like yer chinese and Indian delights you'll be fine, so you will.

I'll be munching on many curries to come, don't you worry.

[Southpaw Stinger]

I'll be munching on many curries to come, don't you worry.

That makes two of us, Laddie.

[Oasis_Lad]

That makes two of us, Laddie.

You can't beat curry.