Limey Lang

[Left Hook Tua]

Your homies kill him later on, and I cut it out anyway.

he was talking to mods about getting that thread stickied.

LOL

guess it was important to him....

[Left Hook Tua]

You got a lot of fucking balls going toe to toe with anorak, Tua.

i don't go toe to toe with anyone.

i'm just conversating.

if someone wants to cry and ***** about things, that's on them.

[Derranged]

Speaking of Annie, I wrote a little short story about him on Saturday. Its unedited, off the top of my head and took about half an hour. Stinger will appreciated it especially. He'll realize what I mean when he sees it:

(NOTE: No **** intended)




Drunk, bewildered and parched, Anorak sat uncomfortably in his seat as he and the passengers of the tube waited impatiently. The tube was crowded and stuck due to a minor electrical problem.

"We apologize for the inconvenience, we should be moving along shortly" said a voice over the loud speaker.

The wait was insufferable. The heat was eating away at Anorak as sweat dripped off the top of his balding head and on to his meticulously waxed mustache. His face was red as he was grinning foolishly, humming 'God Save the Queen.' and swaying back in forth, striking a heavy, middle aged tomato-faced woman sitting next to him who was getting quite annoyed. A tiny puddle of sweat lay between her two chins.

"Do you mind?" she snapped. "I've endured enough of your foolishness for the duration of this trip, sir".

Anorak did not acknowledge the fat woman and kept humming.

"Sir!" shrieked the fat woman. "Did you not 'ear me?! What the bloody 'ell is your problem?!"

Anorak turns his head and smiles contemptuously at the fat woman. "I need yer help with something yer fat feckin bird" slurred Anorak.

The fat woman looked at him with disgust and other passengers began to watch what was going on.

"See now, I've got meself a trouser snake and the only way to kill the fecker is for you to wank it off into oblivion" gloated Anorak. His face had turned pale and he was sweating profusely. " 'old this picture of Danny Williams in front of yer feckin mug and while yer do it".

"What the devil..." began the fat woman, until she abruptly stopped what she was saying. She stopped thinking. All of her attention was focused on the monstrosity before her. She looked in horror at Anorak as if she had stumbled unexpectedly on to a gruesome murder scene. She could not get the words out, but she wanted to scream until her head blew off of her body, through the top of the tube and into the stratosphere.

Anorak had exposed his himself to the fat woman, raising his eyebrows to invite her to grab it, struggling to stand up straight. After the initial shock, the fat woman shrieked whilst the other passengers yelled out in disgust.

For half a minute, Anorak stood proudly before he was brought down hard by two young, determined short-haired Bobbies who had been alerted in the other car. Anorak was carried off in handcuffs to the front car. The picture of Danny Williams laid on the floor.

Shortly after the disturbance, the tube was up and running again.

The fat woman, sitting, trembling in disgust, saw the picture of Danny Williams.

"Williams is a dish, I've give the old bugger that" she thought to herself.

END.

I am an aspiring writer of sorts. Meh..

[Left Hook Tua]

i liked derranged better when he was drinking.

[Derranged]

So did I, Lefty.

[Clegg]

Even taking into account the effects of decomposition, I think I'd still take Anna-Nicole over Thatcher http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/13...icolesmith.jpg

[Left Hook Tua]

lady marge > anna nicole

[Derranged]

lady marge > anna nicole

Marge was just older and more masculine.


EDIT: I thought you wrote "Large Marge". My mistake.

http://static.thepioneerwoman.com/ho...largemarge.jpg

http://www.hogwild.net/images/Misc/a...at-as-hell.jpg

[Left Hook Tua]

margaret thatcher was a brilliant, elegant, graceful, educated, powerful woman.

makes you want to bend her over covered in honey.

[D-MiZe]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-UvoUpp9I1i.../164264304.jpg