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      Last edited by BOLLOCKS; 08-19-2012, 08:59 PM.

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      • I remember years ago getting drunk and flicking through the channels. On one side was a film where a vampire Martin Kemp was shagging Alyssa Milano, on the other side was him in The Outer Limits. Spoilt for choice really.

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            • Originally posted by Clegg View Post
              I remember years ago getting drunk and flicking through the channels. On one side was a film where a vampire Martin Kemp was shagging Alyssa Milano, on the other side was him in The Outer Limits. Spoilt for choice really.
              Lucky Milano slag.

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              • Originally posted by Clegg View Post
                I remember years ago getting drunk and flicking through the channels. On one side was a film where a vampire Martin Kemp was shagging Alyssa Milano, on the other side was him in The Outer Limits. Spoilt for choice really.

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                • What a guy.
                  http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_1...-over-singing/

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                  • The top jokes were:

                    1. Stewart Francis - "You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks."

                    2. Tim Vine - "Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly. "

                    3. Will Marsh - "I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister."

                    4. Rob Beckett - "You know you're working class when your TV is bigger than your book case."

                    5. Chris Turner - "I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet… I don't know Y."

                    6. Tim Vine - "I took part in the sun tanning Olympics - I just got Bronze."

                    7. George Ryegold - "****ography is often frowned upon, but that's only because I'm concentrating."

                    8. Stewart Francis - "I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!"

                    9. Lou Sanders - "I waited an hour for my starter so I complained: 'It's not rocket salad."

                    10. Nish Kumar - "My mum's so pessimistic, that if there was an Olympics for pessimism… she wouldn't fancy her chances."

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                    • i don't understand the rocket salad joke.

                      explain.

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