Limey Lang

[Cokezaghe_Loc]

Yeah, she played the loudmouth of the group. Shocker.

But she did have a nice body. In retrospect, its kinda disappointing to see how little Victoria Beckham's role in the group was.

I don't fap to her anymoar, but I did at one point.

I never fapped to Vicky Poshy.

The piggy nose, the complete abundance of any personality whatsoever, Ribs so clear - you could literally pick them out and barbecue them.

I'm guessing on your part, it would be a grudge f.uck? Somewhat sadistic. Gaining pleasure as you watched her cum - no matter how hard she forced herself not to?

[MajorKong]

I never fapped to Vicky Poshy.

The piggy nose, the complete abundance of any personality whatsoever, Ribs so clear - you could literally pick them out and barbecue them.

I'm guessing on your part, it would be a grudge f.uck? Somewhat sadistic. Gaining pleasure as you watched her cum - no matter how hard she forced herself not to?

I'm not gonna lie, I never actually fapped to her. I only used her image as a trolling device on this site.

It seemed to piss people off quite a bit.

I like her pig nose tho', its kinda cute. You reckon Beckham is big in the pants?

[MajorKong]

She comes off pretty cute here being interviewed by this jew.

go to 2:00 ish

[Cokezaghe_Loc]

I'm not gonna lie, I never actually fapped to her. I only used her image as a trolling device on this site.

It seemed to piss people off quite a bit.

I like her pig nose tho', its kinda cute. You reckon Beckham is big in the pants?

He's a pretty boy with no brains..... of course he is.

It's no coincidence that the real big monsters belong to dim-witted jocks, or pretty boy footballers.

John Holmes wasn't going to write a single-sentence theory explaining everything in the Universe.

Neither was Newton going to pleasure some loosely-flapped harlot to 15 orgasms in an hour.

It's balanced. Luckily - the sexyverse has spread it's flaps equally around my luscious body.

I've got the brains, and the ****.

Interested? *Wink Wink*

[MajorKong]

Don't be silly old boy. Of course I'm interested.

Can me lass join in? She likes teh big cawk too.

[Cokezaghe_Loc]

Don't be silly old boy. Of course I'm interested.

Can me lass join in? She likes teh big cawk too.

I'm no Ronnie O'Sullivan, but I doubt I'll make much error for her to complain.

[MajorKong]

I'm no Ronnie O'Sullivan, but I doubt I'll make much error for her to complain.

In a perfect world, you'd post **** pics in my Lady Fan thread. But BS will persecute you for pursuing teh lulz too heavily.

[Cokezaghe_Loc]

In a perfect world, you'd post **** pics in my Lady Fan thread. But BS will persecute you for pursuing teh lulz too heavily.

Direct me to such a thread.

[MajorKong]

Direct me to such a thread.

First page of teh lounge.

[Dehydrator]

How's my limey friends doin' in here?